No phone No phone I just want to be alone today
No phone no phone
Ringing stinging

Jerking like a nervous bird
Rattling up against his cage
Calls to me throughout the day
See the feathers fly

No phone No phone I just want to be alone today
No phone No phone

No phone no phone I just want to be alone today

Rhyming chiming got me working all the time
Gives me such a worried mind
Now I don't want to seem unkind
But god (it's such a crime)

No phone No phone I just want to be alone today
No phone no phone
No phone No phone I just want to be alone today
No phone no phone
Shaking quaking
Waking me when I'm asleep
Never lets me go too deep
Summons me with just one beep
The price we pay is steep
I've been on fire
And yet I've still stayed frozen
So deep in the night
My smooth contemplations will always be broken
My deepest concerns will stay buried and unspoken

No I don't have any change but here's a few subway tokens
No phone No phone I just want to be alone today
No phone No phone

No phone no phone I just want to be alone today
No phone no phone
No phone No phone I just want to be alone today
No phone No phone
by Death Menace November 11, 2022
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The feeling you get when everyone around you is on their phone doing stuff but you don't have yours due to it dying/broken/forgotten/inadequate, so you want everyone else to stop being on theirs,
*whole group on phones except for Liz*
Liz: Hey guys, I'm feeling pretty phonely right now.

*group gets the hint and puts them away so they can have a real conversation*
by Wordminster420 December 19, 2016
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When no one calls you. When your phone never rings. You feel phonely !
I never get a call. I feel phonely.
by cub6 March 29, 2017
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What happens when you're stapling something and the staple doesn't completely penetrate to the other side of the document, resulting in a staple that has ends bent looking like a wired phone.
Loretta, could I get a better stapler please? This one keeps phoning on me!
by pentozali May 23, 2007
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the new word for cool, hott, ect...
"that place is so phone"
"look at that phone ass"
by grantbeau February 7, 2005
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An object that you can stick up leopards' noses and not die from the resulting attacks.
The phone is ringing off the hook, so Joe stuck it up Def Leppard's noses and they all thought it was a good idea to chop down cherry trees.
by Barry Trotter March 14, 2007
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To tell someone to fuck off; yeah yeah; shaddap; piss off; stop buggin me
mom says something annoying...you say "PHONE" and blink lots
by Stuff Me December 10, 2002
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