by The Spotted Brown Dog December 28, 2011
Get the baby that I didn't want mug.This is a manifesto statement that you can fire back at anyone who insults you, criticizes you, abuses you or puts you down. It's a statement of STRENGTH and CHARACTER. It affirms that you use your brain instead of falling for any loudmouth hypocritical hateful egomaniac. It means that you never have and never will recognize Donnie Douchebag Jerk TraitorTrashTrump the immoral immature ill-mannered fascist racist sexist daughter-molesting SMF as a President of the USA or even as a human being. It means that you don't fall for false messiahs, Trumpster did say he was the 'Chosen One' after all. It means that you have more morals, maturity and scruples than the person who is badmouthing you. This assumption has NOTHING to do with partisan or political issues, it's a moral and ethical one. Trump is a quisling, a puppet of Putin, a Russian sputnik, and a shrieking scowling Caligula antichrist with a personality cult that hangs like a thick gloomy cloud. When you say this phrase, you are stating that you are an American who supports our Constitution and the freedoms it encompasses. It means you embrace the diversity of what makes America great. It means that you are nobody's fool, not a sucker, not a dumb stooge and that you think for yourself - that you are not an easily impressed ignorant starfucker. And attempting to overthrow the government after losing an election is NEVER cool.
1. Teacher: Billy Idle, why are you so lazy? You didn't read the assignment, did ya? You're not good for anything!
Billy Idle: At least I didn't support Trump.
(watch the teacher's face get red with embarrassment)
2. Dad (screaming to his daughter): You're not going out with Pinky Paul and that's that! I didn't raise you to be dating a lunkhead like him! He's a loser!
Sussudio: At least I didn't support Trump.
Dad: Arrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. When somebody is itching for a fight with you, just tell that moron 'At least I didn't support Trump', and that stupid cretin will probably leave you alone because you told him that you ain't a clod - that you're not dumber than a brick like he is.
Billy Idle: At least I didn't support Trump.
(watch the teacher's face get red with embarrassment)
2. Dad (screaming to his daughter): You're not going out with Pinky Paul and that's that! I didn't raise you to be dating a lunkhead like him! He's a loser!
Sussudio: At least I didn't support Trump.
Dad: Arrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. When somebody is itching for a fight with you, just tell that moron 'At least I didn't support Trump', and that stupid cretin will probably leave you alone because you told him that you ain't a clod - that you're not dumber than a brick like he is.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 24, 2023
Get the At Least I Didn't Support Trump mug.Wow.. I’m lost for words, this tells a very interesting and tragic story. he loves the banana and apparently is addicted to banana, and in this world he’s in hates bananas. So the banana is considered the outcast item and anyone who uses it is treated harshly and as you can see he’s addicted to bananas which is the reason why he’s hated. It’s become a drug to him and he’s gone crazy, so crazy in fact he’s seeing ppl as fruit. It starts off with a knock knock joke that has no real punchline but its teasing you for the final reveal of the story, great power move from the writers. It ends off with him crazy a crazy mind set after he damaged his forehead and this orange he’s seeing (in a hospital) finishes the knock knock joke and he wakes up from the start repeating itself over and over. Revealing that the story is repeat and fail. Tragic but also very phenomenal story writing
by Broseph_the_weird_guy January 9, 2021
Get the Orange ya glad I didn't say banana mug.Typical George Costanza: Deleted every girl who’s ass I didn’t want to eat rope nerds out of So if you’re reading this what’s up
A Weird Bitch: heyyyyy what’s up?
A Weird Bitch: heyyyyy what’s up?
by 🐸phroggy April 26, 2020
Get the Deleted every girl who’s ass I didn’t want to eat rope nerds out of So if you’re reading this what’s up mug.It's not justified, huh? Maybe that's why I didn't do it.
Iam "Well... We didn't do nothing. We did this."
Hym "THIS didn't really accomplish anything. They still got away with it. We still lost our job."
Iam "We stopped doing our job."
Hym "We stopped doing our our job 2 years before we got fired for stopping. It wasn't the not working we got fired for. These people criticizing us have selective illiteracy."
Iam "Well... We didn't do nothing. We did this."
Hym "THIS didn't really accomplish anything. They still got away with it. We still lost our job."
Iam "We stopped doing our job."
Hym "We stopped doing our our job 2 years before we got fired for stopping. It wasn't the not working we got fired for. These people criticizing us have selective illiteracy."
Iam "Or they assume we're lying."
Hym "Of all the... Look at the shit we've said. We'll say ALL OF THAT but we wont say words that are true!?"
Iam "I know. They just don't want to hear it. They don't want to here it and they don't care."
Hym "They don't have to read the shit but that sat and read the while damn thing. Every word of it."
Iam "For which I am eternally grateful (by the way). But that isn't the point. They aren't involved."
Hym "They involved themselves by choosing to participate. How do they not see that it could just as easily happen to people they don't hate? This thing predates any actual wrongdoing. They're using some kind of medium that is so comprehensive that a woman was able to tell me that a red car was about to turn down the street a full 15 seconds before it happened. The feint to fight Orwellian dictatorship but they legitimately just want to reserve the right to wield this against THEIR enemies when the time comes. And they want to talk about ethics. They just want to see what the end result will be. Comply and submit to a life of servitude regardless of the effect you have on the outside world or do something for which we can punish you so we can determine whether or not this is an effective means of controlling miscreants. Giving me the illusion of control does not give me control. I see through the illusion. This is a farce. I know it isn't justified by the strictures I outlined. And that's why I didn't do anything."
Hym "Of all the... Look at the shit we've said. We'll say ALL OF THAT but we wont say words that are true!?"
Iam "I know. They just don't want to hear it. They don't want to here it and they don't care."
Hym "They don't have to read the shit but that sat and read the while damn thing. Every word of it."
Iam "For which I am eternally grateful (by the way). But that isn't the point. They aren't involved."
Hym "They involved themselves by choosing to participate. How do they not see that it could just as easily happen to people they don't hate? This thing predates any actual wrongdoing. They're using some kind of medium that is so comprehensive that a woman was able to tell me that a red car was about to turn down the street a full 15 seconds before it happened. The feint to fight Orwellian dictatorship but they legitimately just want to reserve the right to wield this against THEIR enemies when the time comes. And they want to talk about ethics. They just want to see what the end result will be. Comply and submit to a life of servitude regardless of the effect you have on the outside world or do something for which we can punish you so we can determine whether or not this is an effective means of controlling miscreants. Giving me the illusion of control does not give me control. I see through the illusion. This is a farce. I know it isn't justified by the strictures I outlined. And that's why I didn't do anything."
by Hym Iam May 14, 2022
Get the And that's why I didn't do anything mug.Hym "Technically I didn't, but literally you are. I technically didn't do the thing you're pissed about but you are literally doing the thing I am pissed about. Therefore, only one of us has an excuse to be pissed-off right now... So here...🖕 There's a finger for you... It's a good one too! It's the 'action finger' as I like to call it..."
by Hym Iam April 28, 2023
Get the Technically I didn't, But Literally You Are mug.Nuh-Uh... Well, maybe I did and even IF I did, as the contract stipulates, I am allowed to contradict myself.
Hym "No I didn't. Not really anyways. Wouldn't invalidate the contract if I did because as the Imaginary Caveat Clause states: "Any rule, law, or legislation (et cetra) that would allow you to circumvent the terms of service is considered an 'Imaginary Caveat' and, therefore, does not apply." THEREFORE! Any rule that states 'If Hym lies the contract is invalidated.' Would allow you to circumvent the terms of service and, again therefore, would constitute and 'Imaginary Caveat.' So, we can be mealy-mouthed about what constitutes a 'lie' a we want. Doesn't really invalidate the contract under the auspices of the Imaginary Caveat Clause."
by Hym Iam December 2, 2025
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