Hansel

Hansel is a man who gets boned by looking at girls. He looks dope and drunk like a little black-ass rapper who failed in life. His profession is that of a flirting dickwad who sucks all small girls assessment. He is a complete pedophile and is in love with punishing innocent children.

Bro that Fucker is being a Hansel. Damn bro let's kill him.

by AdwaitstastyballssuckedbyAli December 5, 2019

Hanseling

(verb) The act of keeping a child locked inside the house for extended periods of time while feeding them copious amounts of junk food to fatten them up.

It shouldn't be acceptable to always be hanseling your children.

by MEPA's March 16, 2021

hansel

hes just hansel

yeah hes just hansel and his middle name is james

by jjisnthere__ February 18, 2022

Hanselism

The act of being unfairly discriminated against due to being named Hansel.

What! You hate Hansel. I think that's Hanselism.

by MilanoBoi August 16, 2024

Maggie Hensel

Biggest Bitch bitch

Your suck a Maggie Hensel!

by Hello Hola December 14, 2017

chocolat hansel

Its when, while you are having sex, you take a dump on a guys chest (after eating only ginger bread cookies for a week), and make a house sculpture afeter.

yesterday, while i was fuking my boyfriend, we didi a chocolat hansel

by mio de mi June 19, 2018

Andrew Mason Hensely

The most amazing boyfriend any girl could have. He is so funny, sweet, caring. He is a jock and is really strong. He loves his girlfriend Skye he loves her so much. They always joke around about her being Asian. But they love eachother so much. He is very protective of her and will do anything for her.

Girl 1: who is that
Girl 2: that’s my boyfriend Andrew mason Hensely
Girl 1: I need one

Guy 1: that dude is so strong
Guy 2: he must be a Andrew mason hensely

by 5•5•18 June 11, 2018