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husband beater

form-fitting white ribbed tank top also known as a wife beater, but worn by females.
Girl 1: i went to target the other day and bought a 3-pack of husband beaters!
Girl 2: omg! give me one!
by goober412893729138 July 12, 2008
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Husband stealer

One who steals another person's husband.
Can you believe that ugly hag is a husband stealer?
by Daugher of a stolen husband December 29, 2008
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husband, father, Conservative

A label a shallow person gives to themselves on internet profiles to mask the fact that they are lacking in empathy. This label is a euphemism that broadcasts to others that they, too, wish to undermine social supports for the less fortunate while reliving the tax burden on the wealthy job creators, without explicitly saying so. They prefer to live in suburbia, or on ranches. They prefer to watch Fox News or another Rupert Murdoch owned media outlet as a primary source of information. They have not travelled much. They are usually caucasian. They have probably not read 1984. The person may also be sociopath.

Politically, they will always support their local version of the "Leopards Eating People's Faces Party," always expecting that the "leopards" will eat the faces of others.

Likes Mike Pence. Dislikes Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and anyone else Fox News says is bad.

Look for this label on social media sites like Linkedin, Twitter, and facebook.
1. As a husband, father, and Conservative, I just want to ban abortion, undermine women's rights, and cut taxes for the rich.

2. A dedicated husband, father, and Conservative wore his MAGA hat on the way to the NRA barbecue to discuss his concerns about white replacement with his friends.

3. "Is 'husband, Father, Conservative' some kind of dog whistle code for jackass?" she asked after checking the commenter's profile.

4. Also see: sociopath, MAGAt, Conservatism
by youseepee February 5, 2020
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Husband material

A man who is good at cooking, and sex
Girl: yo this man can cook and fuck his husband material!
by water_lilly February 23, 2020
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husband-nagger

Tank-tops worn by women who are beaten by men wearing "wife-beaters."
In episode 123a of "COPS," Darlene complained that her husband Cooter was "ornery." She sported a typical "husband-nagger." Specifically, Darlene's was white, ribbed, and stained with popcorn chicken and PBR residue.
by Joe Lafayette November 13, 2005
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husband in-law

your ex-wife's new husband and assumed step-father of your kids who you need to clear visitation with, because the ex-wife is too difficult to deal with.
My husband in-law is easier to deal with then that ex-wife bitch of mine.
by homer jones January 14, 2009
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husband-to-be

A man so special that you can't imagine not spending the rest of your life with him.

The kind of guy that picks you up when you're down, puts a smile on your face on the darkest of days and loves you no matter what.
He makes you breakfast in bed, spoils you rotten and will do anything he can to make you happy!
He treats you like a princess and wants to make you his Queen.
He's perfect :)
yeh....he's my husband-to-be
by Angel-lovebug-igloo June 9, 2011
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