hump me fuck me

Verse from the best song ever, Deepthroat by Cupcakke... you should watch it

Hump me fuck me. Daddy better make me choke.

hump me fuck me by Bitchesbewitches May 27, 2017

Hump Riding 

The only way for a forward thinking, well cultured man of action to travel. By travel of course we mean ride atop the hind hump of a fashionable lady who has surpassed the greater quantity of her years some decades hence.

By jove Mertrude, I must get to the station and send this telegram forthwith, and for a gentleman of my social standing the only method of transport that will suffice for this illustrious task is hump riding.

Hump Riding by Mr. Plainview May 21, 2010

Hump hair 

The style in which one's hair is arranged after a good rogering.

People can tell you've just had sex because now you have hump hair.

Hump hair by @catstevens March 27, 2015

hump trophy 

A cute child created from a sexual act, the fruit of your loins, procreation of a mini-me.

"How many hump trophies do you have?" "I have two hump trophies that I am aware of but there could be more that I don't know about, since I love to spread my Jiz everywhere." "Aleksandr is my only hump trophy, I am one and done!"

hump trophy by DDshmutzy June 4, 2018

hump-catting

While sometimes regarded as a "Side-Effect" of drinking PowerThirst, it is, in actuality, a Crystal Meth induced ability to Emit, or Blast Out prismatic Cheetahs/Leopards (depending on the user, and extent of use) from the Chest or Groin regions.

The Many-Colored Felines travel with such force that even Andre the Giant would have no Hope of withstanding the Impact.

"Alright bitch, empty the register, or I will hump-cat your brown ass!"

"Dude, I'm so fucking methed-out, I think I'm gonna start hump-catting!"

"And then, out of nowhere... Boosh! He fuckin' hump-catted me and stole my wallet!"

hump-catting by Malachi Tate June 19, 2008

hump and skunk 

Fucking one person, whilst eating another’s asshole till full

Fancy a bit of hump and skunk?

hump and skunk by KevinCP September 23, 2019

Hump Day 

middle of the week

Yo yo yo it's hump day! Aye what I need you to do is tag 3 big dick ass niggаs under this tweet right here. I need some more niggаs to do this bust that nut challenge with and I'm also giving away another 100 free subscriptions to my onlyfans. Be looking out for that tweet later on today. Don't forget to tag them 3 niggаs under there. If you one of them big dick niggаs tag yourself. HUMP DAY. Fuck wit ya boy, nude barber.

Hump Day by SendingMissileDrones July 19, 2022