HP

Hangover Poo

*Zoe walks into common room*
"gee i did two HPs this morning"
"what the fuck?! at nicoles house? you filthy animal"
"noooo, one at nicoles and one at mine, its ok though cause they were only small"

by Dorski March 06, 2009

HP

H.P - stand for " homo penis "

word towards to sexual men lol
or calling a friend a loser , dick , fag etc.

maid up word :D but , funnny.

" the loser is deffinily a HP "

" lucas , you such a HP you loser ! "

by Rodolfo M. (: August 31, 2009

HP

HP can stand for many different things...

HP - Horsepower
HP - Harry Potter
HP - Hewlett Packard
HP - Many other things.

Horsepower - The new supcharged Ford Lightning has 500HP.

Harry Potter - The new HP book sold over 10 million copies.

Hewlett Packard - My HP printer made me wanted to shoot myself.

Many other things - HP can be used as an ancronym for many other things, but who feels like listing em all eh?

by Im with stupid. November 16, 2006

HP

Heinous Pig. Usually the fattest ugliest woman in a bar. The one you will take home when you've had 1000 beers.

Hey Baz, check out that HP in the corner, that's yours.

by gaylen farquhar January 13, 2009

HPS

High Priestess: the supreme leader of a small neo-pagan group, esp. a coven.

The HP consults with the HPS, but is subordinate to her.

by HuachucaKid February 26, 2019

HP

A man who tends to masterbates while taking showers and uses the finishing product as shampoo

GUY 1: Wow Mike sure has been in the shower a long time.

GUY 2: Ugh i know, he must be doing a HP

by austin powers 724 August 19, 2013

HP

Hewlett Packard; Otherwise refered to as Heeping Pile, or crap.

Don't expect to reformat your Heeping Pile, the software to Windows is on the computer, so when you reformat it, you loose it, nice job, Heeping Pile!

by Joshua List November 29, 2003