homeless beer

Beer of poor quality that is cheap and usually sold for $1 even cash no tax at downtown walk up "stores". Can including up to generic awful american light beers like light ales lagers and pilsners like Budweiser, while dipping as low as keystone, natural ice, etc. And of course the epic all time low, steel reserve.

Hey do you want like a six pack of something good, or just like a 30 rack of some homeless beers?

by a clever ud user May 7, 2016

Hopeless romantic

A hopeless romantic is a person who truly believes in love. No matter how many times the have been rejected, heartbroken, or turned down, they still try to find the right partner and still haven’t lost hope in love.

“Oh, she’s a hopeless romantic- which means she is never going to give up on finding true love.”

by Thereallytruedefinitions July 22, 2020

homelessexual

A person who sleeps with people in order to have somewhere to stay the night. The homelessexual lifestyle involves staying in a relationship in order to stay in a person's house.

I invited Chase over one night after the bar and he never left, I always fall for the homelessexuals.

by Mr. Tickles February 2, 2022

party 'til you're homeless

A motto that only the best of the partiers live by; to one day live the ultimate party; An excuse to party non-stop or term used when partying a lot

Guy1: Dude we need to throw another party tomorrow.
Guy2: But we threw one last night.
Guy1: Dude, "party 'til you're homeless", there's always time to party!!

by that_one_salvi April 4, 2014

news about the british authorities murdering homeless people

There isn't any because the british authorities cover-up the crimes

There isn't any news about the british authorities murdering homeless people

by Maskchievous August 2, 2017

Homeless Jizz

n.) Jizz, cum, semen from a homeless man, usually found in subway cars, back alleys, in front of the courthouse, or on Sean Hannity's shirt.

v.) 1. When a homeless person ejaculates, usually in full public view and in an attempt to cover up hunger pains, or as a practical joke on statues, public benches, the hood of parked cars or famous rich people, to kill time during their boring days.

2. When someone jizzes in a homeless manner, i.e.: in full public view and grunting while a gimpy arm is uncontrolably flaying around.

N: "Hmmm...just sat down on this public bench and i feel something a little wet, I bet I just sat in homeless jizz."

V: "Sure did jizz like a homeless man when I was fucking my mistress last night...maybe choosing homeless mistresses is having its effect on me."

by five_generations May 4, 2009

A Hopeless Romantic

Someone who is simply terrible in/at love. They fall in love easily, are very open with their emotions, and can't seem to find the love of their life. They have a sense of honor, great valor, a deep sense of right and wrong, and are very romantical in the extreme. When they woo or court a person they always try to be the best they can be for the other. A Hopeless Romantic is someone who always has a wistful look in their eyes, is sad and shows it discreetly, or someone who always seems to be happy, but when they think no one is looking they drop the act and it is plain to see. These people are sad, lost, lonely souls.

That poor boy is A Hopeless Romantic.
Just look at him, see how he's always smiling? Look into his eyes and you'll see the truth. A Hopeless Romantic that's what he truly is.
All is fair in love and warfare. So what if he can't help that he prefers one over the other?

by AHopelessRomantic September 11, 2014