hoser

the word originates from the pre-zambonie days when the losing team had to hose down the ice after the game, thus meaning loser.

Can you believe what that hoser was saying?

by Reed Mo May 28, 2008

Hoster

Term given to middle aged men, who are still single, and only just recently moved out of their parents home or still live at home. Usually work alot and make no time for romance. Not that they can even get girls.

John: "Hey u know Dave from accounting, he's always here working."

Mike: "Yeah I know hes a hoster."

by graysnake February 25, 2008

Hosnor

A person, who missed something just told

or in general a not so clever person

Jij, hosnor, dat is net verteld

by Krogzar October 28, 2008

hoserx

IRC rockstar that originally coined the term "titatoes". Known for his uberleet FPS skills and precision traffic reports.

<hoserx> bitches love ball gravy all over their mashed titatoes

by amped_ December 23, 2009

Hoiner

Someone who is a total jerkface. Someone who is so totally full of themselves, that even THEY know it. Basically, just a blubbering bafoon. Can also be used as a term of endearment amongst close bros.

Example #1
Bro #1: Dude, that guy is a freaking hoiner! I can't stand him!
Bro #2: I know! He is so full of himself! Let's kick the crap out of him!

Example #2
Clos Bro # 1: Dude! You are such a hoiner!
Close Bro #2: Thanks! I love you too man!

by doucheface November 27, 2015

hoonerina

Right you cunts, I’ve tried to get this passed 4 fucking times so you better accept it

These dickheads won’t accept my definition of hoonerina

by The entire eart October 10, 2017

Hoonerina

A hoonerina is like a hoondog but cannot drink as much a hoondog but is the hoondog’s right hand woman.

“I was out the other night with this girl, she was a real hoonerina”

“That Anja is a really Hoonerina”

by AdamOF98 October 17, 2017