hardon

the act of the penis getting hard/stimulated/an erection

the boy announces to the class that he has a hardon.

by Holmes December 4, 2002

clitty hardon

When a babe's clit stands on end due to an aroused nature.

"She got the damned near most erect clitty hardon I've ever seen as I began to eat out her p'zone.

by SRS May 1, 2005

Horton hears a who

A good book by Dr. Seuss. About an elephant who saves a tiny world full of whos- who are small people.

Horton Hears a Who is a great book.

by Jeremiah December 21, 2004

hordo

similar to "where is waldo". One's attempt to spot the biggest whore in a crowd

Steve was upset and started crying when he spotted hordo with David.

by LB1000 March 7, 2007

Hortonized

To give a ridiculously spectacular beatdown to a person.

"He talked so much shit for so long, then before you know it he got straight Hortonized."

by The Last Shot Caller October 5, 2007

Percy Hardon

When Percy Harvin does something so insane you draw wood.

Tim: Hey did you see Percy Harvins run last name?
Joe: Did I see it?! I had a Percy Hardon all night!

by Vanilla Weis March 3, 2009

Tim Horton's

Located throughout Canada, Tim Horton's locales are the unofficial HQ for the VPD and other Canadian police.

Canadian criminal: I can't sleep, what shall we do?
Visitor criminal: let's rob a Tim Horton's, they're always open!
Canadian criminal: hahahaha!
Visitor criminal: .. no?

by jimleanbeefbean June 28, 2009