hootsie

A ghetto ride driven by G's

Cruising around in my hootsie along with my homies...

by Ricardo_SH July 19, 2005

hoots

any dumb broad, that should never ever be respected at any time of their life

"every girl is a hoot"
"HOOTS!"

by plantzy January 24, 2009

Hoobus

The official title of a loser or homosexual. Also; one who enjoys the act(s) of giving and/or recieving a CJ.

"That hoobus kid is a faggy dick coil screwer."

by Petris November 2, 2004

hoopussy

A pussy that is completely stretched out, so much so it makes a hollow whistling noise

Oh yeah, she must have a hoopussy.

by Doctor Donkey June 5, 2011

Hoozus

a word to describe shock. Take a step back to say wow thats great or even bad.

Aly: "I like Matt"
Scott: "Hoozus"

by Billy Smithy August 28, 2012

hootspurge

That feeling of euphoria when you're in Midtown Detroit, fending off beggars asking for meatballs that are really dragon balls, simultaneously enjoying craft beer and listening to Elvis radio while enjoying the sunset at Old Miami.

Yo gurl, it's Sunday funday, wanna Hootspurge?

by Thechancetaken May 18, 2014

HOPOTUS

Haters of President of the United States

You're a real HOPOTUS, you know that

by Baracky IV February 14, 2017