Starfish Hooper

"Starfish Hooper" is another meaning for a gay man!

"did you know that bloke over there when we was at school? Women all round him back then... Can't believe he grew up to be a starfish hooper!!!

by Lodaz Boonaz July 9, 2009

Hooper

A person from the baby boomer generation or really anyone who is older than the person using the word, usually used if said person is being overly procedural and can't or won't do anything without going through the full process of things. Typically found in IT departments that have a high average age. Sometimes used in a joking way among colleagues. Can also describe someone who is out of touch, typically with modern age technology or an agile way of working.

Can you believe it Henry? I've asked the IT guy if they could help me out quickly with my computer but they told me in the face to create a ticket, such a Hooper man...

by hooper_simpson November 25, 2021

Hooper

When it is used as a name it is used to define a white gay queer.They are blonde, white and have freckles

When encountering a Hooper

Make sure you stay put they will react to sudden movements.

Behaviour of a Hooper

They always think they are the best and they also ego too much. They have big mouths and live in a tiny world. They usuallly Flirt and try to get girls but girls accept him as a gay friend

<Ernest> hey i'm grade 7 in piano and im in the 7th grade

<Chris> You suck im the same grade as you but im in grade 4 Piano playing grade 8! you suck shit!

<Ernest> (leaves,walks away and mumbles) what a Hooper

by xXNoobskiXx May 4, 2009

Hooper

Hooper (s.), Hoopers (pl.): Adj, Noun, Verb

Nonrespectable caucasian female who models her lifestyle and personal choices of the stereotypical common image of an African American. Often known to wear clothing and accessories advertised in popular hip-hop magazines, hoopers solo goal is to impress and seduce the African American male.

Common places to find hoopers include nightclubs and parties with predominately black attendance. Hoopers are typically easy to sleep with and often have extremely high numbers of sexual partners. Though some do not, the most distinguishing marking of these woman are the silver or gold hoop earrings that they usually wear.

Adj: "That white girl with the fat ass is a hooper for sure!"
Noun: "Hoopers always suck dick."
Verb: "That girl hoops on the daily."

by Professor Stone February 24, 2011

hooper

a tweaker; someone so jacked up on speed that they run around in circles.

Hoopers love to take stuff apart but they never put it back together; they probably have no food in their kitchen.... Courtney Love, Britney Spears, Anna Nicole Smith, the guy who cried for Britney = hoopers

by srw SVOP January 28, 2008

Luke Hooper

A gay fag who usually is blessed with a thick, hot, bangin mother. Luke will get roasted for literally anything he does or wears by his mates. Although he gets really high standardized test scores, no one cares.

Did you see Luke Hoopers mother? Yeah, she’s really hot.

by Isa Freeman March 29, 2020

Molly Hooper

A female TV character who is basically useless and extremely boring. Usually added to boost the morale of lonely fangirls.

I don't like that show. Its full of Molly Hoopers.

by vixen by night April 29, 2015