fat hobbit

a person who has a fat head and hairy feet originated not too long after the LOTR movies.

shut up man sam you fat hobbit

by bovver September 19, 2006

Hobbit Skank

When you have pinch rolled your leg garments, and are not wearing socks. You pull off your shoes, pull your leg garments up to your knees and skank barefoot like a hobbit.

Sam: Do you dare me to drop a hobbit skank?

Leanne: Don't do it!

Sam: *drops hobbit skank*

by hobbit skanker November 8, 2010

Hobbit fucker

Someone who enjoys fucking hobbits or someone who fucks hobbits to loose calories.

Jim: That girl is such a hobbit fucker.
Alex: Yeah but I heard she lost 4,000 calories after fucking with a hobbit for 10 minutes.

by ster344 December 27, 2014

Hobbit Legs

Hobbit legs is a definition of someone who has a normal sized to large body but posses short dumpy child-like legs. Putting their office chair almost on ground level.

Look at Justin sitting on his milk crate height office chair. He really has hobbit legs. If he raised his chair his feet wouldn't touch the ground.

by Chester LaRue August 10, 2016

Hobbitophile

A girl who is only attracted to guys under 5' 7".

Risha only gets turned on by boys who are hella short. She sure is a hobbitophile.

by Laal Daal April 5, 2020

Hobbiskar

A cringe simp with no idea of denceny and a person who will not get a girlfriend in million years so he just becomes gay.

death is better than living as hobbiskar

by CalmLikeABomb88 August 14, 2021

The Hobbit Trilogy

The series of movies that followed The Lord of the Rings trilogy and didn't live up to many fan's expectations. But, most agree that Bilbo was very well cast and Smaug was really cool.

`Dude 1: So, what did you think of "The Hobbit Trilogy"?
Dude 2: They were alright. A bit underwhelming, especially the last one. But at least they were better than the Star Wars Prequels
Dude 1: Yeah, totally.

by dude...Dude...DUDE...WHOA January 12, 2016