homo erectus

An ancient species of primitive man who habitually walked about with huge boners, and had just one thing on their minds.

The homo erectus species faded out of existence fairly quickly due to their inherent failure in finding very many willing females to procreate their species. And you can't exactly blame the ladies, really --- after all, how many gals would wanna even *get near* a hulking hairy dude with a disgustingly-obvious and perpetually rock-hard schlong, let alone spread their legs for him??? I mean, seriously --- a lascivious stud should at least take the time to get to know a human heifer a little bit first, rather than just giving her a huge eager stupid "Gimme s'mass, baby!" grin and attempting to jump her bones the moment he first sets eyes on her!

by QuacksO April 23, 2018

homopunk

An individual that tells a few selective friends about being gay but isn't honest with their own parents about it.

The gay individual told friends about sexual preferences but when it came to the parents was a homopunk.

by jpg3 November 4, 2011

No homo

A word used to show that whatever you did no matter how gay isn't gay as long as you say no homo.

Jalan: Mark imma kiss you but no homo tho.
Mark: Ooh i thought u was on that gay shit.
Jalan: Na cuz that's that gay shit.
Jalan: i kissed u last night tho.
Mark: Ayooo u gay.
Jalan: but no homo tho.
Mark: Ooh i thought u was on that gay shit.

by Machoxzync November 14, 2019

homosplit

When a male and female are married, but one or the other realizes they are attracted to the same sex and leave their partner for a new homosexual relationship.

Lots of people suspected Lisa was a lesbian, so when she married a man people were surprised. A year later when she homosplit with her husband, people responded by saying, "It's about time she came out of the closet!"

by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018

homophobia

an inconvenience towards a gay person

it’s homophobia how good looking straight men are.

by jlvwii July 18, 2020

homoversary

a personal holiday celebrating the anniversary of one's coming out

We celebrated Dylan's 14th homoversary with pink tiaras and fruity cocktails.

by stankylegz143 May 21, 2011

Homodachi

A homosexual friend or gay friend in Japan.

"Yo Jae, you're my homodachi"
"Thanks mang u da best"

by shitfacejae February 18, 2013