Pinch Hitter

When a guy/girl cannot fuck the person s/he REALLY wants to fuck that night, they call in a pinch hitter.

"Bob was my pinch hitter last night because Adam wasn't answering his phone"

by Miss_lawn April 18, 2009

Clean-up Hitter

A woman who cleans a mans penis by virtue of performing oral sex on him, after he had just finished having unprotected sex with another woman.

I called my clean-up hitter, Beth, over for a bj after Tina left my place.

by JBananas July 26, 2010

Switch Hitter

Either a male or female who would just as easily choke on sperm as they would on pussy juice. In other words, they are a bi-sexual.

I never figured little Jimmy to be a switch hitter until the rumor got around that he parked his beef bus in Old Man Whithers's asshole.

by J Milbs November 3, 2007

pitch hitter

When the vagina is out of commission from her period and the man asks to substitute with her asshole instead.

Due to the monthly vistor, her boyfriend asked for the pitch hitter.

by snowboard freak November 9, 2009

heavy hitter

A person who does a certain action to the extreme.

That brotha's a heavy hitter, look at him wordrock/word that hookah.

by jihad October 23, 2003

Pipe Hitter

A serious thug - Dedicated, professional and highly capable of "gettin' medieval on yo' ass" in highly unique and creative ways, from urban combat to hands-on work.

"I was in the Special Forces for ten years, now I do private security for the mob. Settle problems for them. I'm their number one pipe hitter."

Merc's in Iraqistan wear t-shirts that say "Pipe Hitters Union - Local 187"

Marsellus Wallace: "call a coupla pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch"

by Jules - Bad Motha' December 19, 2005

rusty bong hitter

when someone place their asshole on the mouthpeice of a bong, then presents it to one of their friends, leaving him/her with a dirty surprise

dude, josh unloaded a huge crunch, then gave shane a dirty rusty bong hitter

by Jihad Muhhomed May 12, 2007