hitchslvr

LITERALLY THE BEST MUTUAL EVER OMFG I LOVE YOU

hitchslvr is the best person ever i love them 🤤🤤

by lilyarlert February 28, 2021

hitchsupremacyyyyy

a super cool person and one of my first mutuals. i think they're really cool and they're very nice !

hitchsupremacyyyyy is cool

by penpersonidklol April 6, 2021

hitchszn

she's just too goated

did y'all see hitchszn's new post
yeah she's amazing
she stays carrying rinne fr
she said scrap it in general on my edit
deserved.

by nagatobrainrot April 26, 2021

hitchisgf

hitchisgf is very hot

hitchisgf is better than you!

you are right.

by panduhh.17 July 5, 2021

Hitheshi

She is believes horoscopes a little too much, a very carefree person that would do anything that you dare her to do. Badass at times, sweetheart at times but always a good friend. Attracts many boys and likes many too but can’t figure out who is their soulmate.

She did that? She must be a Hitheshi

by .-annoymous.- November 22, 2021

Hitchens Picnic

A name for anything disappointing, especially (rather disappointing) anal sex. The term is taken from Christopher Hitchens’ oft repeated witticism that the three most overrated things in the world are lobsters, picnics, and anal sex.

While Phinneas had been excited to explore new sexual territory with his new and rather adventurous lover, what had once been an alluring almost taboo activity end up being a rather tight and uncomfortable Hitchens Picnic.

by Bruce M. F. MacDonald July 20, 2022

Hitched

Getting married to the live of your life!

Nate put a ring on Payton’s finger so you can get hitched!

by Zf2021 November 25, 2022