Toe Hitch

When a man with abnormally large big toes inserts one into another mans asshole.

Sometimes toe hitching is used to successfully push hemerroids back in.

Jeff toe hitched Ray in the pool.

by Toasty Faggot July 08, 2018

get hitched

To get married

I never thought you'd get hitched. Who's the lucky lady?

by LadyN April 03, 2017

Hitch a tent

To get an erection.

Bob made out with tina and his friend asked him did you hitch a tent? ( erection)

by Wow123456789 September 27, 2013

Hitch Party

Party thrown to celebrate a divorce. Opposite of a bachelor party.

"Now that he's free, we gotta throw a hitch party"

by Director of Urban Ops September 14, 2010

Hitch-father

secular version of a godfather, who teaches a child not what to think, but how to think.

In Memory of Christopher Hitchens (1949 - 2011)

"His Hitch-father explained that circular reasoning is not evidence for the validity of the Bible."

by theirishfrog December 22, 2011

Hitch Dreyse

Hitch is the one girl from AOT and is Annie Leonhart's girlfriend

"omg Hitch Dreyse is so hot"
"ik right"

by mikasaackermansgfcannon June 21, 2021

hitch hiker

When a girl is on her knees giving a blowjob and she puts her arm between your legs and puts her hand in a hitch hiking position and puts her thumb up your ass.

That girl gave me a hitch hiker, and i got the best of both worlds.

by Matt Gilberg (Dream Team February 16, 2005