hijackeoke

The act of pouncing at the opportunity to perform somebody else's karaoke request when the DJ is met with silence when he/she calls their name.

DJ: "Alex, is going to perform Stormzy Shut Up, Alex... Alex are you here?"
Friend: "Hijackeoke?"
Me: "Hijackeoke..."

by RowlGarcia March 30, 2017

photo hijacker

someone who deliberatly gets into photos of othr people or groups of people they do not know

"whos that next to your mum"

"dont know...must be a photo hijacker"

by millerlovescock January 7, 2009

hejack

When a woman is speaking, and a man takes the conversation away from what the woman was talking about

Jill: Oh yes, my trip to Italy was fantastic, the cheese was divi-
Bret: Did everyone hear they're closing the donut shop in Durham??
Jill: (muttering) That b*tch hejacked me

by aroot October 5, 2017

Hipjack

A legendary fake animal whose looming presence makes hungover individuals more susceptible to vomiting. Its skull-shape makes its head appear similar to a bowler hat and the fur upon its chest and torso give it a vest-like resemblance.

"Look in that black window on the right there. It's one of the very few sightings of the Hipjack. You've never heard of the Hipjack? Look it up."

by RedIsNotBlue June 16, 2021

Mexican Hijacking

Something that fails miserably to meet expectations. Originates from the hijacking of a Mexican airplane on September 9, 2009, in which a plane was hijacked by a group who claimed to have a bomb but instead had an empty box wrapped in brown paper.

I though Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull would be good but it sucked. It was a Mexican Hijacking.

by I'm not Doug September 10, 2009

facebook friendship hijacking

when a facebook friend goes thru your friend list and requests one of your friends to add them as a friend even though they do not know them.

My facebook friend told me my brother tried a facebook friendship hijacking by requesting them as a friend. He doesn't know her!

by pookaalp July 30, 2010

printer hijacking

At college in dorm rooms lots of people have wireless printers. You can print off of anyone's printer and they will never know who printed. Printing naughty things is particularly amusing.

"Hey Josh, your printer is spitting out an image of a woman getting boned by a horse!"

"Jesus, I'm a victim of printer hijacking!"

"Haha, gotcha!"

by TypicalChazz October 17, 2011