ethan hess

A medium size male

Usually in a big sport
The life of the party with his friends
Quiet in school

He plays hockey he is such an Ethan Hess

by Billy Bob Jeff Bananas November 14, 2017

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brad hess

A man on the down low (secretly gay while in a relationship )

Hey man, your girl called me the other night. She is worried you might be A brad hess

by Rus44035 January 29, 2018

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Hess

"Hess" is a term for an individual who often shakes his head.

"Oh, look! That person is shaking his head! What a Hess!"

by MozzyFX January 29, 2018

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A symbol, of Mentel retardation. Warning: Buying your son a Hess truck is the retardation equivalent of giving him ten Bionicles, six cheers for Ajit Pia, showing him the minions movie ten times, taking him to seven one direction concerts, half a season of Sword Art Online and five episode of My Little Pony. Please help spread awareness for Hess related autism. Please, we need your help.

Guy one: "I heard your son started playing Sonic games." Guy two: "Yeah, he hasen't been the same since we got him that Hess Truck"

by not-a-cult-leader January 30, 2018

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Sandra Hess

Washed out late 30s crack head, who likes to cut her arm and bleed out on people’s wives. Doesn’t shower for days and doesn’t wear underwear but uses of plenty degree deodorant in between her legs to keep her stank a** p**** some what fresh. No job saggie ass looking bitch.

Have your heard of Sandra Hess? The crackhead with no panties and that sings at washed out bars? Yea that Sandra

by #imcoming#foryou#hoe August 4, 2021

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