Hess

A person who takes things to seriously and is unable to form opinions outside of socially excepted norms. A Hess also has a very hard time having fun or being spontaneous and frowns upon those that are fun and spontaneous.
Example 1
Person 1:Can you guys stop dancing and playing music? It’s 2:30 in the afternoon!

Person 2:Wow, you are such a Hess! Do you even know what fun is?
Example 2
Our governor is such a Hess, he is keeping us on lockdown for another two months even though there have been no new cases in weeks!
by Krome_it May 11, 2020
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Hess

"Hess" is a term for an individual who often shakes his head.
"Oh, look! That person is shaking his head! What a Hess!"
by MozzyFX January 29, 2018
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Hess

A handsome Jesse, has the way with the lady’s.
I’d love to be one of Hess’ girls, he’s so fly
by Krizo69 July 07, 2019
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Tim Hess

The best person you will ever meet. He will make you laugh and smile a ton. (No one will ever make you laugh as much as him.) He is super duper hot and has the best personality. He has a bunch of insecurities but he shouldn’t because he is perfect.
Woah is that Tim Hess I wish I was like him
by Penissucker226 August 29, 2019
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Alan hess

American author architectural.critic and lecturer. Hess is a strong advocate for preserving american mid century architecture
among his many books one which stands out is "googie-coffee shop architecture "although the googie movement became an archetypal nomenclature which eventually swept the united States in the 1950s it had it's origins in southern California primarily in the Los Angeles area. Hess features such emblematic examples of the genre by focusing on such late greats as 'tiny naylors' the pines and 'ships(never close) coffee shops. The ships on pico in la is briefly highlighted in the 1985 film"into the night" it has long since been demolished. Hess is Still the architectural critic for "the San Jose mercury news"
Alan hess features "panns diner"and "wichstands " patio in his book "googie-coffer shop architecture". Although panns in "ladera heights"is still a functioning diner. The building which housed wichstands patio at slauson and overhill has been repurposed
by 4realazitgits April 04, 2021
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Joy hess

A very nice aid for the sped. Can be scary at times but overall shes very kind. We call her prison guard.
On no its joy hess! Run!!
by Hollysadopteddaughter:) April 11, 2019
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brad hess

A man on the down low (secretly gay while in a relationship )
Hey man, your girl called me the other night. She is worried you might be A brad hess
by Rus44035 January 29, 2018
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