Herps

Short for genital gerpes. Usually contracted from skanky ass bitches.

Damn man, i told you would get the Herps if you didn't wear a rubber! now look at you, you've got that shit all over your dick!

by FUZZYmufflerZzZ January 25, 2010

Herpes

A disease you get from another person that results in having cold sores all over your face or on your genitals. The virus is called herpes and you can get it from family members if you have sexual contact with them or if they touch you in places they aren't suppose to.

I as a virgin contracted herpes, from family member so I know these things.

Others may get herpes from sexual contact with a partner that has the disease.

Having herpes isn't easy. People look at me as if there is something wrong with me. It's literally written on my face.

by Salvatore Harry Vitale IV. March 12, 2009

Herpes

The disease that makes your crotch itch and smell like tuna. Also, something your ex will tell you she has when she breaks up with you, often ending the confession with an apology.

"Hey, I went to the doctor today and got tested for STDS. They suspect it's herpes. You should get checked out, too."

by JackBlackFrack May 3, 2005

Herpes

The name that Comedian Chelsea Handler has given to the assbag duo of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag from "The Hills".

A case of Herpes was on the cover of U.S. Weekly recently.

by Gormass June 21, 2009

herpes

1. A genital and mouth disease, received by sexual content or possibly kissing.

2. A good name for a Plano East girl that sleeps with many men/boys and does drugs.

1. This greatful disease called herpes has destroyed me forever...

2. *sniff sniff* Gawd, I think the tuna boat just rolled in...
Shh, here she comes...

by You know me... December 28, 2005

Herp

Herp is slang for the that wonderful disease HERPES.

"Hey James did you talk to that bitch Jen for giving you the Herp?"

by Lets Fuckin Cyber February 13, 2008

Herpes

Herpes: a noun, describing sores on someones genitals or mouth.

Also quite the bother when your trying to get someone to' do the dirty' with. Herpes is an STD you get from sleeping with dirty whores who you had drunken sex with. Trust me when it comes to whores, don't go cheap !

"Molly has herpes, that sucks."
"This sex would be great if it wasn't for my genital warts, aww Herpes"
"That's just a cold sore baby not herpes, i promise"

by Animal264 December 6, 2009