Honky Heffer

It is a woman that is mainly on your back burner and gives you troubles
Dude last night that honky heffer was great!
by Jack Monfog November 29, 2009
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Heffer

A form of large cattle
Or Cameron keighlesons’ ma
She’s a big heffer I tell ye
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Heffer

God Damn, Look at that heffer in that smart car over there
by Bigdickvincent March 12, 2022
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Heffer

A form of large animal

Or Cameron Eagleson’s mother
She’s one big heffer I tell ye
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Heffer and a half

A heffer on a whole different level. An extremely obesely obese individual breaking the point of no return on the fatness level.
Example 1:

Person 1: Holy fuck, look at that heffer and a half over there!

Person 2: My god, they must weigh 1200 pounds!

Example 2:

Person 1: Have you seen Dave’s new girlfriend??

Person 2: No, she pretty??

Person 1: Uhhh, she’s a heffer and a half but, she’s got a HUGE personality.
by countryboy2004 February 14, 2024
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Heffer

Heffer: a way to describe people that you view as swag and epic. A baddass bitch per say. A cool chum. A stylin person who just knows the vibes and is always poppin a perk but is also down to earth and can sit with you for an espresso and a great conversation.
Friend 1: hey I’m getting lunch tomorrow with Sophia Boin, have you heard anything about her?

Friend 2: no way… that’s my motherfucking heffer.
Friend 1: oh thank god. I love hanging with a heffa.
Friend 2: ya no worries, you’re goonin with a real heff, your in good hands heffa.
Friend 1: thanks heffer, love you.
Friend 2: np my heffa, give that heffa Sophia my best.
by Mamaheffer June 2, 2022
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Heffer

"Hi heffer"

"Sup bitch"
by Woopy Toast (Leafs Best Son) October 12, 2021
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