Jake Hawkins

Fat Gay horny sexy pest who watches gay porn on the daily and fucks dead swans

guy 1: who are you?
Jake Hawkins: I’m the fat greasy swan fucker

by Fsquared June 6, 2022

Cindy Hawkins

A dance where the girl asks the boy to a dance instead of the boy asking the girl.

Because homecoming is a Cindy Hawkins, I asked Dave to be my date!

by lotsoflove0824 December 15, 2011

Hawkins

A sexy beast whose savageness is never outdone. Everyone loves a hawkins because they know he is better than them in every way shape or form.

OMG, is that the hottest person alive, he must be a hawkins.

by Dave Lickballs May 11, 2018

sadie hawkins dance

a day where dressing like a redneck slut is deemed official and is actually encouraged while the objective is for the lowly pathetic female to ask out the male. ooh scary!

school bulletin reads for the sadie hawkins dance, "nevermind hauling ass to your boyfriend's car! looks like you'll be in the driver's seat on this special night of accidental feminism and some good ol' grinding."

by chronicbitch August 6, 2007

Hawkinsville

Hawkinsville is a small town in Georgia. Which a bunch of people call talkinsville. There is not really any true people there .

Sally: How is Hawkinsville?

Derek: Not a thing to do here

by siberianlover January 21, 2011

Stephen Hawkins

A genius, the best in his or her field.

Named after the famous wheelchair bound scientist.

David knew his research into the anatomy of atomic structure would make him a real Stephan Hawkins

by black flag June 2, 2004

jaki hawkins

one of sdf's best friends.

"one of my best friends" - sdf

by uwo September 1, 2004