An alternate personal greeting of the Christmas Holiday Season for atheists. It originated on December 18, 2008 on the science blog, Pharyngula. The blogger, PZ Myers, received an email in which the writer referred to evolutionists and atheists as worshiping Charles Darwin as a god, and proceeded to say, "Until then, happy monkey! (or what ever non Christmas evolution people say)".
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A greeting card saturated in an illicit drug such as heroin, LSD, cocaine, or methamphetamine and sent into prison.
Ex. 1
"A happy card is a greeting card that is usually saturated in a narcotic. So you get -- it's my birthday. They'll saturate -- they'll liquefy methamphetamine, say an ounce of methamphetamine, in a small amount of water and spray it onto a card, or saturate it in some fashion, let it dry, write on the card, and send it in. It's odorless, colorless, and it gets right in. It can also contain heroin, LSD, cocaine."
Rene 'Boxer' Enriquez, USA v. Jaimez et al, September 12, 2018.
Ex. 2
Huero Rana: Hey homey! It's my birthday! You know what that means!
Borrego: Bro: How we gonna have a stripper party in prison?
Huero Rana: No fool! I'm getting my Happy Card today! It's gonna be dope, if ya know what I mean!
Borrego: Right on homey! Break me off some of that shit!
"A happy card is a greeting card that is usually saturated in a narcotic. So you get -- it's my birthday. They'll saturate -- they'll liquefy methamphetamine, say an ounce of methamphetamine, in a small amount of water and spray it onto a card, or saturate it in some fashion, let it dry, write on the card, and send it in. It's odorless, colorless, and it gets right in. It can also contain heroin, LSD, cocaine."
Rene 'Boxer' Enriquez, USA v. Jaimez et al, September 12, 2018.
Ex. 2
Huero Rana: Hey homey! It's my birthday! You know what that means!
Borrego: Bro: How we gonna have a stripper party in prison?
Huero Rana: No fool! I'm getting my Happy Card today! It's gonna be dope, if ya know what I mean!
Borrego: Right on homey! Break me off some of that shit!
by FAIMnatic October 21, 2020
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There is nothing quite so beautiful and rewarding as watching her happy dance go on and on after she experienced such a satisfying orgasm.
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Get the happy virus mug.“Tom isn’t doing well his team mates gave him a Happy Tapioca and now he’s traumatized and can look at dairy anymore.”
by EducationIsMyPurpose October 12, 2022
Get the Happy Tapioca mug.A genre of electronic music that stems from old skool breakbeat hardcore. Typically has a stomping 4x4 kick drum, crazy synth lines, a breakbeat (sometimes), and pitched up vocals.
Happy hardcore is known as a fairly un-pretentious, D.I.Y. genre, with a dedicated group of listeners and DJ's.
It gets the party started right.
Happy hardcore is known as a fairly un-pretentious, D.I.Y. genre, with a dedicated group of listeners and DJ's.
It gets the party started right.
"Hey man, what do you say we grab some Pabst Blue Ribbon and hit up the illegal warehouse rave...i hear there is gonna be some bangin' happy hardcore!"
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