hambone

Person that is not good enough to start a soccer game. Similar to a bench warmer.

Coach, put the "hambone" in, we are ahead by 4 goals, we can afford it.

by r0ckstar September 19, 2008

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hambone

A person who attempted (or was accused of attempting) rape sometime during their highschool career. Whether they attempted the act or not, some drunk female may have accused them of such. In an SNL skit with Will Ferrell, he gives a shoutout to "hambone! check it out! tried to rape a girl in highschool!", and thus this definition.

<guy 1> Hambone! Check it out! I heard your theRapist ass tried to rape that Becky chick!
<Harrison> Fuck that shit. stupid drunk bitch, i didn't try anything.
<guy 1> ...we're still calling you hambone forever now.

by Harrison, theRapist extraordinaire July 28, 2008

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hamboned

Too sleep with a girl who is 5 minutes away from throwing up and passing out at the party.

Guy 1: that slute is way too drunk
Guy 2: you're right dude, now's my chance

*fucks her in a laundry room next to liter box and leaves right before she throws up in it and herself*
Guy 1: damn I can't believe you just hamboned her like that

by Tsunami Bahama August 15, 2014

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A bald homo-phobe that masks this disease by accusing others of having it. Makes every situation seem gay. Also, did I mention that he is bald? Gets a cul de sac five o'clock shadow. Sometimes is refered to as pigs in a blanket.

Dude, eveything is gay with you, your such a hamboner.

by DeltaShift September 9, 2010

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