mental gymnastics 

Complex mental acrobatics done to quell one's cognitive dissonance.

That guy sure did some wild mental gymnastics just to justify his hate towards muslims.

mental gymnastics by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 20, 2021

wilton high school gymnastics 

1. one word: hottttt
2. coolest girls you will ever meet
3. talented
4. pain, what does that mean?
5. celery celery crunch crunch....we're cool
6. the funnest team to ever be on
7. more than cool to watch---it's full of serious, driven girls

Dude, those WHS gymnasts are awesome.

wilton high school gymnastics by warrior April 20, 2005

gymnatorium 

The most craptastic multi use performance space in the world... second only to the cafegymnatorium... When you see a gymnatorium you know your day will suck.

Hey, lets go see a show in juniors gymnatorium tonight... the show from last year might still be echo'ing around in there.

gymnatorium by travelingSTAGEHAND February 24, 2010

vertical gymnastics 

Vertical gymnastics is the obscure way to describe pole dancing without sounding like a complete ho/stripper. Popular with professionals and prudes, it allows vertical gymnasts a way to describe their "sport" without being judged (ho/stripper) and is approved as a safe for work term.
Vertical gymnastics is a popular emerging sport all around the world.

"Sorry I can't come out tonight, I have my vertical gymnastics class"
"I really need to build my upper body strength for my vertical gymnastics classes"
"Vertical gymnastics is really helping me with my self confidence"

vertical gymnastics by shazkony January 14, 2014

gymnasterina 

A gymnast that does ballet

She is a great gymnasterina

gymnasterina by lillza January 11, 2009

Aerobic Gymnastics 

An intense sport involving strength, flexibility, talent and co-ordination amongst other things.

Fans of the sport include, the Senior Boys Basketball Team, 1st 11 Rugby Team and various other males who stop to watch trainings.

Guy 1-"dayum did you see those aerobics chicks sitting in the splits in a circle?"

Guy 2-"yeah! i watched for over an hour til they shut the curtains. far they're hot!"

Sportless Girls-"fark those aerobics chicks are toned, lets join the Aerobic Gymnastics team"

Aerobic Gymnastics by dalewhat? August 19, 2008

mattress gymnastics 

Performing elaborate sex acts in bed, usually involving some degree of flexibility.

Question: "How did Kevin pull his hammy?" Response: "He and Marien engaged in a round of mattress gymnastics last night."

mattress gymnastics by Capistrello February 17, 2009