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Gurty

Something that looks so wrong it's right. A clashing colour combination that's so disgusting it's cool. A stylistic choice based around opposition of norms and shock value. Usually bold choices. Most commonly found in british punk style but found everywhere in those brash enough to stick a finger up to style.
That outfit is fucking gurty man, badass!
by GurtyDude May 1, 2019
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Gurty

Gurty means chunky or thick

Usually should describe a cock
Damn Kev put that gurty cock away
by Daddy kev April 16, 2021
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Girthy’s Paradox

This paradox is described as when Male A cannot create sperm to have children and Male B donates a working testicle to Male A. Then when Male A has a child with the new working testicle is the child Male A’s or is it really Male B’s?
Woah that’s crazy, are you sure that’s his child or did Girthy’s Paradox throw us for a loop?
by GIRTHYMONSTER69 September 2, 2021
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Gurthquake

When a man pulls his dick out after sex and it proceeds to flop to the ground due to the shear gurth and weight. This action proceeds to cause an earthquake unlike any other and will always leave the women, or man, speechless
Dood, last night after smashing I removed my ding-a-ling and proceeded to cause biggest Gurthquake I’ve ever done!
by CrisPBacon December 11, 2021
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girthy cock

the biggest dick you will ever see
holy shit did you see johns girthy cock
by Adolf_Drippler69420 April 20, 2023
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girthygobbler

-noun gurth-eegob-ler
1. Referring to the large penis (size) to hole (circumference) ratio in terms of width and length during inter coarse.

2. A stupid, silly, or obstinate event.

3. A stupid, silly, or obstinate person.

-adjective

1. how one person destroyed another person in sexual inter coarse.

2. describe a person in a negative and or positive way depending on the verbage.

Explanation of and uses of girthygobbler

In many cases in heterosexual inter coarse, the penis will make contact with the cervix in the back of the vagina, or the back of the throat in a woman who hasn't acquired the deep throat technique and yes, even anal. This is applied to all areas of sexual inter course and may even be adapted to bigger than average objects, statistics, events and yes even insults are more than welcome.

Correct spelling and suffix variations of girthygobbler

girthygobbler, girthygobblered, girthygobblers, girthygobblering, girthygobblin, girthygobblined, girthygobblered, girthygobblerless

Originally coined/created in Knoxville, Tennessee, 2007.
1. Ryan, Tommy and Rich just gave their ladies the girthygobbler destruction platter.

2. Becky just rode a girthygobblerless guy in the back of your moms car.

3. Layne just gave us a shat load of nasty stinky girthygobblers by leaving that quickly.

4. Kiffen just girthygobblered our football team and future program by leaving so abruptly.

5. John, that girthygobblin s.o.b. just lied.

6. A good girthygobblering cures all illnesses and goes great with chicken noodle soup and tomato soup.

7. I just girthygobblined/girthygobblered that ass.

8. Patrick thats one big ass girthygobbler.
by girthygobbler April 5, 2010
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Girthy

A specific person or thing with a chode. Usually named Cruz or Stuart
That kid is a mad girthy
by doin bred October 22, 2019
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