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guilty boner

When you cant get a boner at other girls at a party because your penis feels guilty about your girlfriend.
"Dude, that girl in the skirt is so hot, I'd bang her"

"I wish I could, but I have a guilty boner"

"Sorry bro"
by Rainbowsandponies February 12, 2014
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GUILTY

What you are presumed to be by the legal industrial complex,the press,and casual observers if you are man...and a woman or a child accuses you of wrong-doing.
1)In order to deny custody to a father-and generate income-a woman has as part of her state-sponsored arsenal the ability to:
A)Have consensual sex with you...then claim rape.(you're GUILTY)
B)File a restraining order against you for any reason
including you just going to pick up the last of your stuff.(DITTO)
C)Convince the kid to tell Johnny Law that you were abusive.(" ")
D)Take your money and not document it's proper use.
TESTOSTERONE:It's not just for men anymore.
by L.MARTIN July 5, 2006
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guilty conscience

1 - when you have a lil feeling nagging in your head telling you to do or not to do something
2 - an awesome song my eMINEm as SarahMarie would say
1 - Ah my conscience is acting like my damn Mom
2 - Meet Grady, a 29 year old construction worker. After coming home from a hard day's work, he walks in the door of his trailer park home to find his wife in bed with another man.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"
2 - "Wait! What if there's an explanation for this shit?"
"What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!?"
by *MICHI* August 13, 2003
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Gulpy Cathy

You: "Yo Bro - why you lettin that old woman mack on you?"
Friend: "I dunno man... those sags... "
You: "You want'm?"
Friend: "Ya...."
You: "Well, maybe you'll be lucky and she'll be a Gulpy Cathy..."
Friend: "Dude, I hope so...."
by Lady Nelson April 17, 2010
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not guilty

Two words most people don't know the meaning of. It doesn't mean "innocent." It just means that there wasn't enough to prove the person guilty beyond all reasonable doubt, in most cases the person probably did it because in order to get to the trial phase you have to be indicted by a court. The police need probable cause and a warrant to arrest you in the first place, unless the officer arresting you actually saw you do it. Also if there is no evidence the judge has to dismiss the charges.
The jury found the defendant "not guilty" even though they knew he probably did it because the prosecutor didn't prove he was guilty beyond all reasonable doubt.
by Trinu November 15, 2006
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guilty pleasure

that guilty but oddly pleasurable feeling you get when you stick your finger a little bit too far up your anus in the shower
John: "Yo so I was in the shower and I was washing my ass and I stuck my finger up my butthole, felt kinda good, was weird"
Trey: "Yeah dude that's a guilty pleasure"
by IIID-I October 3, 2011
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guilty

Man i feel so guilty for fucking your mom last night.
by Alex March 13, 2003
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