Guam mom

A mom who is from Guam. Possesses surprising lower body strength and can call upon their native heritage to thunder clap their children when misbehaving.
Additional facts: Known to despise public transit and hardly ever dates the locals.

Girl 1: Wow, look at that Guam mom with all of those kids, how does she do it?
Girl 2: I'm sure she just performs a native haka when they get out of line...
Guy 1: That clapback is lethal!

by Guamiest October 21, 2021

Guam

When one is chilling, when one is going to go somewhere, or when one is gonna body a nigga.

Yo you wanna go guam on that wasteyute from H-block?

Friend one: Yo WYD

Friend two: Im just guaming rn

by jewishjewler October 21, 2020

Guam Guam Guam

The noise made during sex with a women from Guam. Similar to sounds made while shclicking.

Roommate 1: I was getting it all night, man!
Roommate 2: I know! I couldn't sleep with all the Guam Guam Guam noises coming through the walls.

by Guamiest October 21, 2021

Guam Bomb

In the car culture of Guam, taking a shitty truck or car, but primarily truck, and souping it up

I turned a GMC Cylcone into a Guam bomb

by GUAMzilla June 16, 2024

no guams

No problem with something, no issue, or just not caring

Not having an opinion on the matter

"I have no guams with you going there"

by WO14 May 23, 2023

Guam boy

A guy from the contiguous States who gets mad Guam punani while traveling abroad or she's visiting the mainland.

Elliot, "WOW, he's taken that same girl home every night, he's a total Guam Boy!"
Colton, "Yeah. He hardly ever dates the locals!"

by Guamiest October 21, 2021