A guy from the contiguous States who gets mad Guam punani while traveling abroad or she's visiting the mainland.
Elliot, "WOW, he's taken that same girl home every night, he's a total Guam Boy!"
Colton, "Yeah. He hardly ever dates the locals!"
Colton, "Yeah. He hardly ever dates the locals!"
by Guamiest October 20, 2021

by jbrkfbn October 27, 2017

A mom who is from Guam. Possesses surprising lower body strength and can call upon their native heritage to thunder clap their children when misbehaving.
Additional facts: Known to despise public transit and hardly ever dates the locals.
Additional facts: Known to despise public transit and hardly ever dates the locals.
Girl 1: Wow, look at that Guam mom with all of those kids, how does she do it?
Girl 2: I'm sure she just performs a native haka when they get out of line...
Guy 1: That clapback is lethal!
Girl 2: I'm sure she just performs a native haka when they get out of line...
Guy 1: That clapback is lethal!
by Guamiest October 21, 2021

Yo you wanna go guam on that wasteyute from H-block?
Friend one: Yo WYD
Friend two: Im just guaming rn
Friend one: Yo WYD
Friend two: Im just guaming rn
by jewishjewler October 20, 2020

by GUAMzilla June 15, 2024

