Kelvin Gu

The coolest asian guy ever in Batten who drives all the chicks crazy with his violin skillz.

Did you hear Kelvin Gu playing the violin concerto in D by Stravinsky last week? Such a prodigy he is.
Hey Kelvin, you wanna come to my party next week?
Wooow, nice A*s you've got in your Cambridge exams!

Kelvin Gu by Kip McGrath July 14, 2020

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Jonathan Gu

A man who is known to be Productivity BEASTS. They get to work the moment they are awake. They seem to also love watching great anime shows and typically have strong upper body strength. They consistently perform well in games like Valorant and Roblox.

I want to be a Jonathan Gu because I want to get my god fkn work done like a lil bch @$$ mf

Jonathan Gu by ChuPooPoo April 5, 2021

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pi-gu

Variation of Mandarin Chinese, roughly translating as "rectum", "bunghole" or "asshole" (but not a person who's an asshole.)

"You think you're better than other people!"
"Only the ones I'm better than. And now I'm thinkin' that's the very thing you're placing value on today."
"I place value on the fact that the stick up your pi-gu is about as big as the one Harrow's got."

pi-gu by Daniel Kirk July 2, 2006