grufty

When waking up in the morning, feeling like shit after a hard night out.

can also be used instead of dirty.

Q:"how are you feeling after last night-"

A:"grufty as fuck, man"


"what the fuck is that grufty smell"

"i feel grufty"

by Toby Jones June 24, 2005

grumfuffle

1. the fuzz and dirt that collects in ones navel.
2. Belly button lint.

During omphaloskepsis, i found some grumfuffle.

by shubbs September 2, 2008

grulfy

A generic catch-all term that includes all of the baby emotions (i.e. hungry, angry, sleepy, poopy, cranky, whiny, angsty).

The emotional state of one who is about to have a temper-tantrum.

"My boss sure is grulfy this morning; I thought he was going to have a hissy-fit."

by RGLarson13 July 9, 2009

gruffball

A piece of faecal matter stuck to anal hair after excereting.

I have gruffballs stuck to my bottom.

by Gleebo August 10, 2009

grumble-gasp

The sound made after realizing you just royally screwed something up. An "awww shit" vocalization with out using any real words. An exasperated inhale followed by moan/growl exhale.

When John made that wrong turn onto a one-way street you should have heard his grumble-gasp.

by Pletchdog March 1, 2013

Tummy Grumbles

A word the new girl uses to describe her hunger during a presentation.

“Girl this water helps with my tummy grumbles!”

by Pax stax cashx February 19, 2019

Grumblecakes

Only liars and thieves eat Grumblecakes.And those people go to prison.Just ask The Cheat

I'll give you half a grumblecake if you say something smart.

by Hompsar February 18, 2004