Gripper

Someone (male) so stupid that they don't have the sense to move their hand whilst masturbating.

That Jim Carrey is a talentless, gurning gripper

by Stevie-B November 6, 2007

Chicken Gripper

Very Fat girls, due to the fat they eat a lot of KFC and grip the chicken. It would be very hard to get your arms around a chicken gripper.

"She's a real chicken gripper"

by RocketDan September 8, 2005

Jack the Gripper

A homosexual, probably doing some kind of holding of another man's spam javelin.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

dick grippers

The human hands.

Hey, get your dick grippers off my beer!!!

by Wolff87 July 31, 2003

Greasy grippers

Hands, generally those that are particularly greasy, sweaty, or generally slimy.

Don’t even think about touching my hair with your greasy grippers

by Rock bipity bottom June 21, 2022

little gripper

someone with a small penis

zac your a little gripper

by having a small dick December 17, 2013

Grass grippers

Noun- A human with lower region limbs that claw at grass

"Oh my god"
"What?"
"LOOK AT THOSE MASSIVE GRASS GRIPPERS THAT PERSON HAS!"

by I eat your toes for breakfast July 20, 2022