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Mount Greenwood 

Neighborhood on the Far South Side of Chicago infested with white trash. There's a high prevalence of city workers here - mostly cops and firefighters. Mainly middle class. Full of obnoxious teenagers whose activities include drinking in the park, hanging out in the park, vandalizing, throwing snowballs and hiding (like pussies), smoking, drinking in the streets, walking around in herds, drinking in their parents garage, drinking, being racist, beating up mentally disabled kids, beating up black kids, grouping together to fight one kid, drinking, and essentially just acting like a bunch of dickweeds. Chicks sometimes typpp lkkk diss;; and are predominantly skanks. Like people from Oak Lawn, Evergreen Park, Beverly, and etc, they think that people genuinely give a shit about what neighborhood you live in. No, you are not hard because you are MTG BORN N RAISED. You are not hard because 10 of you beat up one kid. You are not hard because you have MTG REPRESENT - NO NIGGERS on your myspace. In fact, you have probably been an ignorant douchepacker since your daddy forgot to pull out.
Can't wait to move out of here.
*group of hard ass Mount Greenwood kids*
one kid: HOLY SHIT FUCK FUCK IT'S A NIGGER
the rest: OH FUCK YES LET'S ALL FUCKING GANG UP ON THE FUCKING NIGGER COS IT TAKES A MOB OF US TO BEAT ON ONE FUCKING PERSON FUCK
Mount Greenwood by angryoldman January 14, 2010

Noah Greenwood 

An amzingly cute boy with great hair and a cute smile. always makes you laugh and makes you day brighter and one of the best people to skype in the world. hes a good boy and does whatever hes told for his mommy and daddy. so over all noahs a total badass.
Noah Greenwood by shorty8 August 22, 2011

Nick Greenwood 

Red headed ginger that face gets red when mad, nervous or happy. Stays home to play ark ( virtual dinosaurs ).
Bro look how red his face got. Omg he looks like Nick Greenwood
Nick Greenwood by Joepeeps17 November 6, 2017

Jason greenwood 

Jason were do I start he is the nicest person I have ever met he is kind genourous loyal amazing and all round perfect he is everything I need and everyone wishes they have a Jason greenwood he is so funny I could die and I don't know how to describe it but he just makes me feel some type of way away that I can’t live without so if u ever meet Jason greenwood hold him close to ur heart and never let him go cos if u do you will DEFINATLY regret it
Who is the nicest person u know

JaSoN GrEeNwOoD for sure :)

lewis greenwood 

Lewis Greenwood is a very fat creature which lurks on the streets of little fenton smooking fat doubies.
I saw lewis greenwood the other day sucking on seb clavanes toes he was so fat and ugly if i looked like hime i wouyld top myself.

jonny fucking greenwood 

bruh i want him to abuse me the way he abuses his guitar mmm i love you jonny
“hey i want jonny fucking greenwood’s jaw line to slit my wrist so i can give him my blood so he can live for another 1,000 years”
“oknotok”

Mason Greenwood’s Fifa 21 Face Scan 

The spitting image of what come up in my nightmares
Mum: Did you sleep ok, you we’re very loud. Did you see Mason Greenwood’s Fifa 21 face scan again
Me: how did you know. He force me to watch him shag some Icelandic gyal.