hermione fucking granger is one of the hottest characters in harry potter. oh to be harry in that one scene in dh1
by sophiasmom February 02, 2021
Hermoine is the very intelligent and very hot girl that grazes the Harry Potter Movies. Emma Watson is the actress that plays it and out of the teenagers that are in the movies, she'll stay in showbiz the longest.
by mrconfusion87 July 01, 2004
A very clever girl in harry potter films and books.
she also has muggle parents witch were asolted in the first film.
she also has muggle parents witch were asolted in the first film.
by jam December 04, 2003
Hermione Jean Granger was born on the 19th September 1979, the youngest of the famous trio (Ron Bilius Weasley is 6 months her senior and Harry James Potter 2 months). There is a common misconception among the youth of today that Hermione is in fact older than her two comrades, but alas this is a lie. All lies such as this should not be encouraged.
"When's Hermione Granger's birthday? She's older than Harry and Ron, right?"
"Nooooo, she's younger, duhh."
"Oh yeah, you're so right, thanks, you're a great friend. By the way, what's the French for the verb catching up?"
"Um rattraper"
"Right/"
"Nooooo, she's younger, duhh."
"Oh yeah, you're so right, thanks, you're a great friend. By the way, what's the French for the verb catching up?"
"Um rattraper"
"Right/"
by 62662 October 18, 2011
Jamie Granger is so steiny
by Samson Burgundy August 24, 2023
A type of fever one gets from watching fights which enables them to act on what they see. Very common amongst freshmen because they are easily influenced
Person 1: did you see the fight today?
Person 2: which one there are so many I stopped keeping track
Person 1: right, every one has Granger fever
Person 2: which one there are so many I stopped keeping track
Person 1: right, every one has Granger fever
by Uneducated-kid October 09, 2019
A ugly, small man, fat and dumb as a snail, also called BIG G (Because Grand G)... He smells like OLD cheese and says things such as "C'est vrai que..." or "Shhhhhhh.... Ahhhhhhhhh" (with the smell), Also exprimate his joy by sounds like "Ouuhhe..." or "Uuuhhe..."
by Someone that HATES him April 25, 2005