gammon goalposts

a tasteful pseudonym for female genitalia.

I kicked my purple football straight between her gammon goal posts!

by darren hanson April 27, 2004

Peter Gammons

A fall from grace where one falls from respectability to laughing stock at an alarmingly fast pace.

Wow, Mike pulled a real Peter Gammons after losing the election!

by Mattpat11 January 8, 2005

gammon slammer

the male genittalia with reference to sexual intercourse

i broke her beef curtains with my monsterous gammon slammer

by Nox Noctics July 17, 2006

Gammon

Northern Australian Slang (Primarily in the NT)
Popular among the aboriginal people and other people who have lived in the NT (especially alice springs) for a few years.

1. Adjective used to express something is fake, a lie, boring or unfair.
2. Adjective used to express someone is lying, scheming, boring or joking.
3. Saying used to express that you are joking or deceiving, it is generally said after either of the words; Nah, Nglah, Nlang, lang.

Sometimes shortened to "Gahm" or "Gahn"

1. "Nglah Gammon mate, i was only fuckin around"
2. "You couldn't get a Stick on Tick? Thats Gammon as buddah!"
3. "Come on bro, shout us one more yah gammon cunt!"
4. "You're always being so gammon"
5. "I think everything you're saying is gammon you lying dog!"

by MeMateWayno July 20, 2018

Slow-gramming

A word that refers to dreadfully slow programming or coding rate.

Man I am waiting on his code, I wish he would stop slow-gramming.

by zimlance February 25, 2010

Gammon

Pronounced "Gair - (rhymes with yeah) minn/munn (rhymes with chin/done)"

Northern Australian Slang (Primarily in the NT)
Adjective used to express something is fake, a lie, boring or unfair
Adjective used to express someone is lying, scheming, boring or joking
Saying Used to express that you are joking, it is generally said after either of the words; Nah, Nglah, Nlang,

Sometimes shortened to "Gahm" or "Gahn"

1. "Nglah Gammon mate, i was only fuckin around"
2. "You couldn't get a Stick on Tick? Thats Gammon as buddah!"
3. "Come on bro, shout us one more yah gammon cunt!"
4. "You're always being so gammon"
5. "I think everything you're saying is gammon you lying dog!"

by MeMateWayno July 20, 2018

Smash the Gammon

the act of vaginal sex between a man and a woman.

I am going to smash the gammon out of my girlfriend tonight!

by sbeere December 9, 2008