gordon

A great friend. Always trying to make you laugh. Makes you sad when hes sad. makes you happy when youre happy. He's like a drug you cant get enough of. you will never forget him no matter how much you try. You miss him right after you saw him. He makes the girls go crazy. Easy to fall in love with. A best friend. Someone you dont want out of your life. Really cute and athletic. smart. funny. and a sweetheart.

Did you see that guy at the party?

Yes, he was such a gordon

YEEE !

by sunflowersalways February 19, 2010

Commissioner Gordon

When you surprise a girl by coming up behind her dressed as Batman and then fucking her in the ass. You need to address her as "Gordon" while you're doing it because as well all know, Batman does enjoy surprising Commissioner Gordon. When you are done, before she can turn around, you must jump out the nearest window. When you are gone, she MUST say, "I hate when he does that"...or some other witty line that only Commissioner Gordon would say.

After I saw "The Dark Knight," I was so turned on, I gave your grandmother a Commissioner Gordon.

by Shamu22 June 10, 2010

gordon brown

Cheap-ass swindler in charge of taxation in the UK. Doesn't drive so has no first hand experience of the enourmous tax that drivers have to pay, thanks to his greed.

Very scarey fake smile. Run away! Run awaaayy!

Gordon Brown - He'd steal your grandma's teeth if you let him.

by VoteAnarchy October 15, 2003

Gordon Freeman

(n) A physics crunching, alien asskicking, combine killing badass.

Combine1: "HOLY SHIT! IT'S GORDON FREEMAN!"

Combine2: "He's SUCH A BADASS!"

by gamerboy101 August 12, 2009

Gordonstoun

A school in the north of Scotland, founded by kUrT hAhN that is known for bullying a royal prick and destroying some kids childhoods

Person 1: “What’s the best thing about Gordonstoun?”
Person 2: “Rustication.”

by Kurthahn April 12, 2019

Commissioner Gordon

A friend who only contacts you; when they are in need of your help.

You know how Commissioner Gordon only contacts Batman when he's in a tight spot?
When the only time your friend contacts you is because he needs help. That's being a Commissioner Gordon.

by The_Ecstatic1 September 1, 2014

Gordon Lightfoot

Folk/Country Folk singer popular in the late '60s and early '70s. Best Song - "If you could read my mind". A beautiful timeless song.

Wow, did you hear Gordon Lightfoots best song "If you could read my mind"?

by Tighsamhradh October 11, 2006