gorkus

patty short 😍😍🍆🍆🍆

person 1: “oi gorkus come here”
person 2: “what a gorkus”
person 1: “only the hottest checkout chick alive”
person 2: “patty short? 😍”
person 1 “fuck yeah”

by hazzamagic + pdiddy = <3 October 14, 2020

gormus

A gormus is the smell of the cum of someone who has eaten eggs beforehand. It smells really bad, however studies show that consuming an egg before insemination can raise the fertility of the cells. It is extremely fast, and can impregnate a woman in under a minute.

Son: "It smells like gormus in here"
Dad: "I think it smells like your new brother!"
Son: "Nice! Good to see you are keeping mom happy."

by schmethan March 17, 2021

gerfus

Fergus, but **BETTER**

person 1: Oh is that fergus?
person 2: No thats **GERFUS**
person 1: *Dies of shock*

by Lemon56 June 10, 2021

Goofus

If Goofus and Gallant are night and day, Goofus is the silly part of it.

Goofus became a goofus due to a lack of corporal (to/of the body via Latin loan words) punishment as a kid, and thought that everyone else became (got to become) a goofus as a kid too.

by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021

Goofus

The silly half of day and night.

Goofus became wicked due to lack of corporal (of/to the body via Latin loan words) punishment as a kid. Goofus thought that it was okay for him/her to hit others, but that it was a crime for anyone to hit him/her because of Goofus's upbringing, though Goofus would always claim that he/she was hitting back or that it was self-defense no matter what if he/she knew that the right authority figures were watching or listening.

by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021

gorousplatonicparter

One of my favorite mutuals <33 they're v cool and they have a piss kink 😰😰😰

Person 1: Have you heard of @gorousplatonicparter?

Person 2: Yeah! They're so gay haha I love 'em ❤

by Trees OvO September 6, 2021

Gorfunkle

look up jazz in star wars LOL

bro you just gorfunkled all over the sheets

by raajy November 25, 2021