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goff

How moronic chavs say "goth" as they are unable to pronounce the "th"
Hey you goff! I'm gonna knock you spark out!
by Jon April 3, 2005
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gormful

In the Laws of Enlish grammar, technically, gormless is defined as 'one without gorm' therefore, in reason, gormful is the contrast to that.
'John was looking in depth and looked relativly gormful'
by The Blond Jay May 22, 2006
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jack goff

by TheMessiah04 April 19, 2016
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Mr Goffard

Absolute madlad, teaches Spanish and walks like a penguin. Flirts with all lady teachers. Used to be a singer. Likes horses. Might be bisexual? May have a husband. Do we know? No we don’t. Not yet. Maybe someday. Don’t follow him on instagram or he’ll give you detention.
That mr goffard is an absolute legend
by Hooverz July 14, 2019
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Goffstown

A small town outside of Manchester, New Hampshire. This town consists of several places of interest, that are actually 100% uninteresting. You can go to Cumberland Farms, or go to the local pizza place "Viksters". But the real treasure of Goffstown lies in the High School. GHS consists of several groups of people, but basically just 3 groups. Group on consists of people that drive TRUCKS, with huge TIRES. The next group consists largely of kids that wear skinny jeans, have long hair, and cut themselves for fun. Group 3 contains a large number of kids that smoke the weed. If you're saying to yourself, "I'm not in any of those groups.", Think again.
"Hey want to go to Goffstown and hang out at the skatepark?"

"No."
by GOFFSTOWN April 30, 2009
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goffniks

muddafukin goffniks
by tink May 3, 2004
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gurffle

noun. One who breaks wind in a bath tub and then bites the bubbles.
"That gurffle in the jacuzzi over there looks like he's bobbing for apples!"
by Rea Dintsu April 2, 2010
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