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Goonitar - a person who is at a constant rate of gooning. This person would usually be at the back of the class or at home gooning. Most common names are Chris
Chris stop gooning at the back of the class you goonitar
by Pegmeh April 15, 2024
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Goonatar

the practice of mastering the 4 ways of gooning (like the avatar)
"Yo bro I think thats the Goonatar
by TheGaymingMan April 24, 2024
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Goonster

AKA (Goonmaster, Goonmaxxer)

The terminology surrounding the modern part-meme part-reality of the act of “Gooning” has risen in popularity drastically during early to mid 2024. This has lead to words to spring off of the original concept such as the mentioned Gooner, Goonster, and Goonmaxxer to be related to different levels of Gooning and the levels of pleasure experienced during these three levels.

The Goonster is a form of Gooner that is considered an expert, mentor, or master of gooningEX1. “Gooning” is the act of perpetual stimulation of an erectile male penis over a long amount of time or when a male person who “edges” until they reach what is known as a transcendent “Goon State” where the appearance of the male face resembles the “Jizz Face” in some part while also keeping the features of a Goon or Goblin-like monsterEX2. A ”Gooner” is someone who simply Goons frequently (Anywhere from once a month to once every three days). Therefore, the “Goonster” is a master of “Gooning” and might goon up to 12/24 hours a day for maximal goon state. This maximal goon state that is over 6 hours is known as “Goonmaxxing”. A Goonmaxxer is the third level of gooning, and is a person who reaches the Goonmaxx State at least once a weekEX3

Additional classification can be added with numerical levels of pleasure as experienced by the gooner. EX4
EX1 “Max is such a Goonster, he spends over six hours of his time every day Gooning and he is the one who taught me and all of my friends how to Goon!”

EX2 “I heard that Tim can edge for like 3 hours at a time! He is a fantastic gooner!”

EX3 “The Goonster Theo must have been Goonmaxxing all last week, I couldn’t snap him back at all!”

EX4 “I literally got a level 45 goon last night and it felt so good.”
by Goonictionary May 26, 2024
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goonatar

A Goonatar is a person who has master the art of gooning like the avatar. They are the master of all four subreddits and have achieved a state like nirvana no longer needing to goon. This is the Goonatar.
Bryan: I think Jack has become a Goonatar.
Shawn: I think your right he has so much aura and has risen to nirvana!
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Goontard

A Goontard is a person who goons regularly
You are such a Goontard
by Goontard69 December 26, 2024
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Goontard

A person who is both a gooner and a retard.
Dude Isacc is such a goddamn goontard.
by Pro retard January 14, 2025
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Goontastic

An expression used to show admiration for a 'gooner' and and action he has done.
- I edged through five whole spongebob seasons
- Goontastic!
by 2018 feeling January 23, 2025
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