A triple well-done cinderblock of artery clogging goodness.

A Egg McMuffin from McDonald's.

Phil: Wow, I just had a triple well-done cinderblock of artery clogging goodness.

Dave: So you stopped by McDonald's this morning?

Phil: You know it!

by bloodi x wolf December 16, 2010

my silvery bag of goodness

a fancy way of saying goon. cheap cask wine. it was been released from contrictions of its classy cardboard box and roams freely

bazz: hey Gazz, want a beer?
Gazz: no need mate, i will simply suckle from my silvery bag of goodness to my hearts content.
Bazz: i wish i'd thought of that, makes a nice hat too.

by Anje October 14, 2003

Goodness

goodness a hillin way to say good

these imscents are goodness

by sam November 5, 2003

monkey goodness

Vaginal secretions of an aroused woman

After we humped my thigh was wet with her monkey goodness.

by dr. brown January 1, 2006

gooney horn

Aka clitoris.

I flicked her gooney horn with My younger and her toes curled

by anonymous March 11, 2022

Gooney Strainer

An initial test given by the credentialing body of a judicatory used to weed out theological nut cases.

I gave that hillbilly snake-handling preacher a copy of the gooney strainer and he filled it out and returned it. As we expected, the test shows that he is a theological nut.

by Orebank Bus Rider October 28, 2023

Hurtful Goodness

It hurts and feels good at the same time.

My boyfriend gave me hurtful goodness while he was hitting it from the back.

by WhyTiaJustStopit December 18, 2022