Gonk

Sperm, Spooge, or Jizz.

Origin from the incorrect usage of Rob Gronkowski's nickname 'Gronk' by Boston mayor Thomas Menino.

Did you pull out?

Hell yeah, I gonked on that bitch's booty.

by Donttrynflarge September 9, 2013

Gonk

Refers to someone or something that's stupid.

Gonk: Hey man, I personally think Arasaka taking over Pacifica is a good idea and will bring progress to NC and lower crime rates?
Guy with brain: Man, you're a gonk.

by ShoshAhSheli December 29, 2020

Gonk

Gonk = a dickhead or someone who is annoying or someone who is doing an annoying thing

Stop Gonking around

Go away you fucking Gonk 😁

by Frankoceanisangonk_jk July 11, 2022

gonking

Listening to music and playing an imaginary musical instrument, guitar, drums, saxophone etc. in an over enthusiastic manor at an imaginary live gig.

When the guitar solo started I got up and started gonking

by Fluffy Titch November 25, 2017

Gonk

Mark Gairs

Example: "Look, its Mark Gairs the gonk!"

by paterd453 May 4, 2011

Gonk

Any high tech device that should make your life easier, but, in effect, has the opposite effect

I would show you an .avi movie in this power point presentation, but I can't get the gonk to work.

by Chris May 5, 2005

Gonk

To force one's will upon another, through physical means, for personal gains.

Sally tried to beat me to the water fountain so I gonked her down the stairs.

"Daddy! Did you see me gonk that kid!"

by BabyYoda33 August 14, 2014