gonk

An annoying, troll-like creature.

Pippa is such a gonk!

by Noav September 6, 2016

Gonk

A Pom Pom or furry ball, often a key ring or accessory.

"Could you please grab my house key it's the one with the gonk"

by Junkiebum January 21, 2018

GONK

GONK is a being beyond perception and puny mortals that u can't even understand the super sexy big GONK Not to be confused with GONK who is a Fag

Skinnypennis-Did u hear GONK is awesome
Normal OBG Normie-yes Skinnypennis now let me suck ur Skinnypennis which is defiantly not small just skinny

by Skinnypennis_ July 27, 2018

Gonk

A word meaning just about anything, depending on context.

•Bro, that’s gonked up!
•Hnng! I’m gonna gonk!
•Oooh! Right in the gonk!

by McGonkals April 20, 2019

Gonk

The sound a legendary god, The Gonk Droid, worshipped by millions, makes.

Gonk. Gonk. Gonk gonk. Gonk.

by Dork Maul August 21, 2019

Gonk

A racist term used to describe the Chinese or Korean. Basically any bitch with squinty eyes

guy 1: Bro what kind of gonk are you smoking

guy 2: you cant spoke a gonk you can hire them for labor though

by yourfavoritecommunitymanager December 23, 2019

GONK

1. someone who is very stupid or unsanitary

2. something that is very unsanitary or unhygienic

1. "That guy/girl is 'gonk' "

2. "the school bathrooms are 'gonk' "

by Whitepeople.com February 17, 2020