Goldilocksed

To perform oral sex on a lady who has had a man ejaculate inside her recently. To eat someone else's porridge

Ken: I went down on Betty earlier...

Trevor: oh really? How was it?

Ken: weird. There was someone else's load in there. I really goldilocksed Bettys hole.

by Kills, thrills n cherryade June 7, 2022

Goldilocksing

The art of sleeping in someone else’s bed until you get kicked out.

Jack totally just goldilocksed in IKEA for an hour before getting kicked out by security.

"Are you driving home after the party?" "Nah, I'm planning on Goldilocksing in Heath's bed"

by The_Dank_Yodeler November 30, 2017

goldilocking

Gauging or planning something realistically by taking into account both any inclination towards unwarranted precision or detail and towards any tendency of wild guessing or wishful thinking.

Try goldilocking your workload to keep both your engagement and your sanity.

by MiddleoftheRoad March 28, 2023

Goldilocks zone

'Goldilocks zone', a suburb that holds some of the most expensive houses in all of Jamaica.

I am going to build a house in the Goldilocks zone in Jamaica it is a very nice area with beautiful homes.

by Tyflocorp March 11, 2019

Reverse Goldilocks

Is when you pee inside of a girls, vagina or butt and let her squirt it back out back all over your body

I was with her last night and we did the Reverse Goldilocks move for the first time

by Raw_meat1992 March 13, 2023