Glizzy Glitch

When your penis gets hard without being horny.

Dude it was so awkward I had to stand up for a presentation and I had a glizzy glitch.

by White Boy Virgin March 26, 2021

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Glizzy Check

An examination of an associates penis.

John: Hey Dave, how about a glizzy check?

Dave: Anything for you, John!

by Teavan February 16, 2022

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varun glizzy

a massive intergalactic voluptuous 7-incher owned by varun that created the universe through ejaculation.

VARUN STOP UR VARUN GLIZZY ERECTION ITS FILLING UP THE WHOLE ROOM!

by The Holy VG March 3, 2022

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A Neo-American dish, popularized by online "e-culture" that consists of a hotdog placed in a jar and ejaculated on by one or multiple persons, then sealed up and fermented for around few hours to a few months (affects flavor intensity). After fermentation, it is put on a musky smelling bun, (typically achieved by rubbing it on male testes) and topped off with mayonnaise, nacho cheese, and leftover aged semen from the fermentation jar.

Alternatively, this can be done with female ejaculation and appropriately be called "Squirt Glizzy Supreme". Alterations to this recipe include putting brown sugar on the now female musky bun, and topping it off with caramel, strawberry syrup, and cotton candy, with the leftover liquid now being used to glaze the bun.

Male 1: Dude, where have you been!?
Male 2: I just escaped! That E-girl locked me up in a dungeon and force fed me a Cum Glizzy Supreme of my own making!
Male 1: Holy shit! Tell me where she is, I need to get me some- I mean, report her to the cops!
Male 2: Hold on, what the FUCK!?!?

by Gumbly Simpson June 28, 2022

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