Gardener

A gardener is a piece of shit who never mows the lawns and let’s all your plants die.

Shasko Dubich our gardener pulled up in his 2005 g wagon and was three hours late and all he had to do was mow the grass and rake the leaves. Andre Rakin his right hand man was drinking a beer while Shasko Dubich bragged about how he owned a trailer park.

by Shasko Dubich February 2, 2022

Garden Variety Lesbians

The normal, average or typical lesbians. Lesbians that are obvious in the way they look or by thier personalities.

Yea dude, those are some garden variety lesbians for sure.

by Princess Addeline August 14, 2016

Pulled a Gardevoir

When you make a character and there is a lot of porn of it

I made a new character and I accidentally pulled a Gardevoir

by Gardevoirfromhoenn January 26, 2017

Pulling a Frazier Gardner

When you like someone for a long amount of time and still haven’t asked them out

“Dude stop pulling a Frazier Gardner and ask her out already, it’s been 2 years”

by theawesomeone11 September 8, 2019

Gardenia

Gardenia is a hot sexy Spanish chick who knows what she wants and what she'll get she doesn't play games, she's a great friend to have and she's super loyal she's always there whenever you need her, she can be quite the partier once handed a drink but the best thing about Gardenia is that she's unpredictable she loves doing things that people are to scared to do she's practically a daredevil. She's also a great girlfriend so unique and special her characteristics are stunning and her face and bod smoking hot during the day you may think she's innocent but locket she a freak in the sheets. She is everything a guy could ever want plus more she's definitely wifey material so if you got a Gardenia on your hands don't let her go

You know that Gardenia chick she's mad weird but she's crazy fun

by P34ch3s November 24, 2014

Gardevoir

A Pokemon with an unusually large fanbase thanks to it's feminine looks. Don't bother looking to hard, porn is everywhere.

"I think if I wanted any pokemon to be real, it'd be a gardevoir. They're loyal to their trainers, and know some good moves. And they're hot."

"You know there can be male gardevoir too, right?"

"Gross!"

by Garde's other acolyte December 25, 2007

glad eye

To look at someone seductively and/or in a way that suggests you find them sexually attractive.

Sometimes verges on leering.

"Oh my god! Did you see the way John looked at you when you walked in the door? He was TOTALLY giving you the glad eye!"

by Quislingite January 12, 2006