glance

1. When you're off the shits.

2. When you have sniper aim without a scope
3. When he or she hits you in the dome with that super soaker

Ex: I was glanced as fuck at krispy kreme the other day off of special K

Ex: I glanced him with this 17 cuz im headtap gang

Ex: I glanced on her face like some glaze on a krispy kreme donut

by Maria suck a dick February 10, 2022

A glancing blow

A blow, particularly of the glancing variety.

"A GLANCING BLOW"

by Featuring Ludacris August 12, 2021

twat-e-glance

(Pronounced twatyglance). When you come across a post on a site like Facebook that's so incredibly stupid that you click the profile to see what other idiotic things the poster has posted

One sec, just doing a quick twat-e-glance on this guy. Flat earth, faked moon landings, yeah, ok

by Mr TwatStalk September 12, 2024

gratis glance

Da brief inspection/diagnosis dat yer local repair-person may perform on your mildly-malfunctioning equipment for free, if you ask him reeeeeaaaalllyyyy nicely.

If you either purchased da not-working-quite-right device at da same "sales 'n' service" shop from where you're requesting da help wif said cranky contraption, or you do a good amount of business at said establishment anyway, da staffpeople there may be a lot more willing to favor you wif a "gratis glance", since you'll already be a "preferred customer" whom they want to keep happy.

by QuacksO January 20, 2025

anal glance

What happens when your cat decides to walk in front of your webcam on a work call

'Apologies for the start of the call - the cat is on the prowl and may flash you an anal glance'

by slimeandsoakem June 7, 2024

Anal glance

When your cat perfectly times her walk in front of the camera to give you co workers the brown eyed wink

Apologies for being later and the brief anal glance my cat treated you too there

by slimeandsoakem June 12, 2024

Glance baby

A female that is good from a far but far from good

This girl is a glance baby

by Dr.Glance April 12, 2024