Somone whos there to be with oyu no matter what. Occasionaly thye'll fuck up and dump you and say shit like. "Oh its cool i always be in love with you. Your vital to my existence." Then you just feel like shit because your like the gay best friend. -_-
*the old girlfriend to ex thats "vital to existence"* Will you hold my purse while i go dance with my new boyfriend? *hands purse and kisses cheek* Thanks love you!
by BBWolf September 02, 2006
A socialy accepted prostitute. A man cannot get one unless he has money or an incredibly large penis.
Guy1:Damn! I just found out my girlfriend is cheating on me with my best friend who is black.
Guy2: I told you it was coming. What did you expect? You are asian, you need to be rich to keep a fine bitch.
Guy1: But I bought her a diamond necklace with my life savings. I gave her everything!
Guy2: But with girlfriends everything is not enough. Now come on, let's go to Tijuana and get some prostitutes to give us sex for $10 it's much cheaper than a girlfriend and there are no emotions involved so you can't get hurt.
Guy2: I told you it was coming. What did you expect? You are asian, you need to be rich to keep a fine bitch.
Guy1: But I bought her a diamond necklace with my life savings. I gave her everything!
Guy2: But with girlfriends everything is not enough. Now come on, let's go to Tijuana and get some prostitutes to give us sex for $10 it's much cheaper than a girlfriend and there are no emotions involved so you can't get hurt.
by A man's man July 15, 2006
by disgrunteled boyfriend November 18, 2004
by Astute February 17, 2014
all i need in this life of sin, is me & my girlfriend, down to ride to the bloody end, just me & my girlfriend.
by Aaron Franklin February 24, 2005
a girlfriend is many things she can be sweet, shy,cute and loyal. most are cheaters, mean, and ugly.
im a girlfriend but im shy cute n loyal! i love my bf jordan hes so sweet. but a girlfriend is something u need, they r comforting kind and loyal ( mine is atleast)
im a girlfriend but im shy cute n loyal! i love my bf jordan hes so sweet. but a girlfriend is something u need, they r comforting kind and loyal ( mine is atleast)
??: dude you need a girlfriend!!
J; nah they just waste my time!
??: mine doesnt!
j: omg fine, ur right!
J; nah they just waste my time!
??: mine doesnt!
j: omg fine, ur right!
by aalit0 August 24, 2023