Glomping

Glomping is the act of jumping on someone in an excited and slightly pervy manner. For example if your friend is happy or slightly horny, be aware for nearby flying objects. :P

"OMG I AM SO HAPPY! YOU ARE GOING TO BE GLOMPED NEXT TIME I SEE YOU"

"LOOK OUT! YOU ARE GOING TO GET A PROPER GLOMPING"

by Leshmodinome October 22, 2012

glomp

A ginormous invasive hug in which the "glomper" covers the entire "glompee's" body.
Often in tackle form.

Tyler ran up to Caitlin and glomped her.
She fell down.

by The real Soup February 21, 2009

glompage

Glompage (adj)The act of glomping another.

Ex:
Person 1: OMG! Glompage *runs and glomps a person*
Person 2: ack! *falls over*

by Becca-Boo October 23, 2007

Grompf

An onomatopoeia generally expressed by cartoon characters normally after they get hurt or by grumpy people.

After stepping on a nail, the old grumpy man from the library let the word "grompf" escape from his wrinkled tiny mouth.

by Elizaazile December 15, 2008

Gromp stomp

To proceed to step on one's genitalia, usually on "accident"

Man: what the fuck are you doing?!?! That fucking hurts!!

Woman: I'm just gromp stomping you because you decided to eat my food.

by My name is useless garbage August 23, 2017

grompf

an expression with near-endless possible uses

Person 1: "When you grompf"
Person 2: "grompf"

OR

Person 1: "grompf"
Person 2: "gropmf"

by grompfmaster69 June 1, 2019

Glompity

For something or someone to be slimy or wet in a smelly way.

A blob fish becomes Glompity when it sits in the sun for too long.

by Evthewordmaster June 1, 2023