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Gentleman's Penis 

a male penis in which is not too big, yet not to small. It has a nice groom job as well as being std free.
Guy 1- Why does Bart get all puss?
Guy 2- He has what women call gentleman's penis
Gentleman's Penis by neobart March 2, 2010

Gentleman's Rule 

"A true gentleman always strive to ensure his lady has reached at least one climax before he does"

The Gentleman's Rule is an axiom first created in 1672 by Thomas Savery (creator of the first commercial steam engine). Prior to his extensive research into steam power Savery theorised the existance of a female orgasm, which he then came to prove it in 1671 with a paper titled 'induction of involuntary muscle contraction in mulieribus women'. Much excitement was generated in the scientific community at the remarkable discovery however there was a large group of women claiming to have "known about it for a very long time but you just never listen".

A year later in 1672 it was realised that, despite Savery's pioneering research, the wives and betrothed of British men were no happier; it was decreed by King Charles II of England (an avid supporter and benefactor of Savery's research) that a law would passed that "whenth engaging in coitus it is paramount that the man must ensure his betrothed hath reached a suitable level of satisfaction prior to whenth the husband hath achieved his satisfaction". Charles or his wife were not seen in court for at least a fortnight after the law was passed.

The law slipped into obscurity during the 18th and 19th century but has been in resurgence since the early 1960s.
"My girlfriend loves that I follow the gentleman's rule"
"Craig never follows the gentleman's rule, what a scumbag"
"Jenny seems so much happier now Greg has learnt the Gentleman's Rule!"
Gentleman's Rule by Olberoony February 17, 2015

Gentleman's Shuffle 

A situation where two people are walking at each other, and keep moving out of the way in the same direction, leaving both parties unable to continue walking.
"I was stuck in a Gentleman's Shuffle for almost a full minute today, it was ridiculous!"
Gentleman's Shuffle by DPDough November 18, 2011

gentleman's towel 

The towel, shirt or cloth like substance you give a woman after intercourse to wipe up excess bodily fluids.
Would you like a gentleman's towel before anything gets on your sheets?

Gentleman's re-rack 

When you're in public and your balls are stuck to the side of your leg and you need to discreetly adjust them
as I walked out of the movie theater I had to perform a quick gentleman's re-rack before the ladies caught eye

Gentleman's Latte

Placing your erection between the wet kissing lips of two attractive women and moving back & forth until climax... then frothing into their mouths while they continue kissing each other.
These two hot sisters totally gave me a gentleman's latte on my boat yesterday... while their dad watched!
Gentleman's Latte by nick.spezio January 22, 2010