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geese session

a moment of time where there is a lot of "geesing" on one party or another. primarily used in the Oakland, CA area.
a group of friends are geesing a boy named Derek rapidly.

person 1: "awww snap, derek's mom must be blind cuz if i was her after i gave birth to him, i would kill myself"
person 2: "damn sucka, hes so skinny cuz his mom ain't got no tits to breast feed him"
person 3: "ay yo son, derek cried when he dropped a nutter butter"
person 4: "derek only has friends cuz he buys them"

that was a geese session.
by $ Dogg November 12, 2004
mugGet the geese sessionmug.

Geese Mode

When you attept to go "Beast Mode" when you know that you are unable to even get close.
"I went Geese Mode on my algebra 2 homework last night"

"What?"
by GustinBooz October 14, 2009
mugGet the Geese Modemug.

Geese Quacking

To Goose Quack; the act of geese quacking.

When a person is "eating out" a female and spits into the vagina. The female queefs and the spit flies back into the person's face, making a sound similar to that of a goose.
Dude, don't date that chick, she goose quacked me.

I love it when I see people geese quacking.
by SuperEncodedMadness December 18, 2009
mugGet the Geese Quackingmug.

Donny Geese

Loving, caring and a loyal friend. Kind and good hearted. Generally from the Cheebrook area. Kid isn't the sharpest tool in the shed but the kid can swing a hammer and read a tape.
Eeesssuppp boi swing that thing like the ol Donny Geese from cheebrook boiii
by JerBear123 February 18, 2019
mugGet the Donny Geesemug.

Kicking Geese

Hey do you and Mary wanna come kicking geese with me?

Hell yeah let's ditch Elliot, he's not down to kick the geese
by Hantp November 7, 2019
mugGet the Kicking Geesemug.

peace to / with the geese

you - i am going to peace with the geese
by Marlin September 9, 2003
mugGet the peace to / with the geesemug.

angry geese

The art of inserting one's hand into a female's vagina in the shape of a geese head, then while inside the women, opening your hands while making angry honking noises.
OMGZ, he angry geesed me! It was amazing! I may have to marry this one! :D :D :D
by the farmers friend May 10, 2010
mugGet the angry geesemug.

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