Gattered

Drunk to the point where one is unable to walk and where they think that they can, in fact, see through time

'Toms proper gattered, look at him, hes all over the shop'

by JDEH May 9, 2007

Gutted

Term for when a girls vagina has cummed.
Exactly when a guy says he nutted but the opposite.

Guy:wyd
Girl:I just gutted from watching gay porn
Guy:uh okayy

by staytuned51 October 2, 2014

gutted hedghog

See bearded clam. say no more. heard many times by 20 something blokes

Man, Vanessa had an outey! my very first one! Ive always met girls with innies
What? are you telling me she's got a gutted hedghog?"
Yeh, it was fantastic. i was full after about 10 minutes but kept going.

by jamie_ledge September 6, 2008

Gatter

A name for a fat or chubby ginger person originating from Medway, England. Commonly pronounced 'Gatta'

(gatter walks past) 'GATTER!'

by Nicki Sab Lackman January 30, 2014

Gatter

A pig. A man who has sex with women on a regular basis, only to never call them again, while doing anything possible to degrade them verbally or physically.

Dude, your such a Gatter, I can't believe you took that girl back to your place and sent her home in the same night.

by Guelph 13 November 1, 2009

Ganted

when you forget to, or become otherwise engaged, shake the excess urine from your penis before putting it back in the trousers, leaving a large wet patch on your groin. It is as if one has pissed oneself accidentally.

"Mate, i just accidentally ganted myself"

"Gant, have you just Ganted yourself again?"

by Jack Gant June 23, 2008

Garted

Misspelled "farted" became a twitter trend and is now used daily as a joke

Guy: Dude i just garted.
Other guy: Oh wow sick meme.

by Axij February 7, 2015