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Garf

Nicole is a garf
by Squaddies December 25, 2024
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/garf

the tone indicator /garf (short for /garfield) is used to indicate an intentional ambiguity as to whether someone is /j or /srs. this is in reference to a clip of john arbuckle asking Garfield if he is "/j or /srs"

Origin: kwite stream : Keep This Between You and Me
Mina: I hope you choke/garf

Lyle: are you Fr?

Mina: I said /garf🙄
by Yeetusmymeatus March 1, 2022
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Garf

Someone who farts in the bathtub and then bites the bubbles
Watch talking to Tina , her breath smells like she's a garf.
by 2Chunks July 15, 2022
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Garf

A rare mystical creature composed of half Iron-fist dwarf and half Irish thoroughbred Leprechaun. Known for his wrinkled skin, hearing aid and frowning facial expression.

Often the victims of harassment and teasing Garfs are timid, frugal and browbeaten creatures. The Garf may be small in stature and hard of heading but they have extremely strong skulls. The Garf will use his large cranium to escape attack from larger mammals, especially Hens and Dockerill’s.
Shit did you see oggy almost hit Garf in the head with an apple.

Boyson is such a retard! He pelted the ball at Garfs head and knocked his hearing aid out by accident.
by Jonny smothered in butter October 8, 2023
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Garf

Verb Garf/garfing

Garfing is when you combine Morbius and Garfield to create a garf

It holds more power than palpatine
Obama is Garfing everyone

I did a garf near my uncle
by Bigbob1945 August 29, 2022
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The Garf Emperor of Mankind

The title the glorious Garfield took up as he began his 10,000-year reign over mankind as their emperor.
Oh bless the Garf Emperor of Mankind
by LC3_P0 November 8, 2024
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/garf

the tone indicator /garf (short for /garfield) is used to indicate an intentional ambiguity as to whether someone is /j or /srs. this is in reference to a clip of john arbuckle asking Garfield if he is "/j or /srs"
by hecker123456 March 2, 2022
mugGet the /garfmug.

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