gareth southgate

penalty missing twat.
stared in a pizza hut advert with chris waddle and stewart pearce

that twat southgate was the reason we didnt win euro 96

by mat townsend December 11, 2003

Gareth Southgate

The King, the legend that led the England Squad to the Semi-Finals of the Russia 2018 World Cup. Miricle King.

Gareth Southgate is the worlds best Manager. Fact.

The sexiest man on earth he is THY god he is like sooo freaken fit its unbelivble!!!!!!!!

by Gareth Lover March 7, 2004

A man with the weakest chat in the world...even worse than Oliver Fillinghams.

"oh mate that was such gareth rees chat"

"Your chat is Gareth Rees"

by Tom Hall13 March 12, 2013

You are a Gareth Reilly

by maddykin October 9, 2010

The best friggin guy alive he is my cute ass boyfriend who is a simp but he’s my simp and he’s adorable as heck .... I love you bubs :)

THATS MY FAVOURITE SIMP RIGHT THERE <3

Gareth le simp is the best boyfriend on earth

The act pulling out your 12 inch schlong and using it as a propeller to commit a terrorist attack

Them: “Yo did you see the local preschool burnt down?”.

You: “Ye, someone committed dirty girthy Gareth

by cjiblue December 12, 2022