funkenwaggles

a word used to show sudden surprise, usually shouted loudly at orphans

holy funkenwaggles batman!

by Batman~ December 28, 2008

Downtown Funkytown

The act of eating out a vagina.

I went Downtown Funkytown on Ashlee Alpeter last night it was amazing.

by Tommy Bahama September 28, 2013

funky spiderman

A euphemism for autocratic asphyxiation

I've got my belt and my lube, time to do the funky spiderman

by Ansuz August 27, 2015

funky tito

When you are doing a bitch, while drunk as hell and slip your dick into her asshole pretending it was an accident

I gave this bitch a funky tito last night and she had no idea it was coming

by TheFunkyTito September 21, 2005

Funky Dank

Really strong, good weed!

"Man, I had two puffs of that funky dank, and I almost passed out in the couch.

by Jonas Cahonas August 2, 2008

Funky Roll

The act of a man walking behind a woman and "accidentally"/(but really) on purpose brushing his penis up against her butt. He will then act as if he is sorry and embarassed with apologies to the girl.

A girl is standing at a crowded bar waiting to get the bartenders attention, a man comes up from behind funky roll's her and then acts as if somebody bumped him into her.

by AFTuck October 18, 2011

Fuckeyed

To be extremely drunk. Term coined off the fact that when this occurs your eyes are half shut and you look like a maggot for the rest of the night.

Sarah downed an entire glass of straight rum and was totally fuckeyed for the rest of the night.

by Special::K December 12, 2006